The Maiden of June

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

This sucks reblog to help the kobold

"Nooooo, bro! You cant take away my emotional support misgendering of trans women! 'Dude' is totally gender neutral, dude! I promise, my guy! C'mon, man, just lemme call every single trans woman 'dude!' I promise it's gender neutral and not a very obvious way for me to misgender them with thinly veiled plausible deniability, brother!"

As a chronic gender neutral dude user, if a trans woman says it makes her uncomfortable dudette exists! Stop misgendering people cause you’re too lazy to

You shouldn't be waiting till a woman has to tell you "please don't call me that." Don't put her in the position of having to choose to either take that risk or keep silent and endure being misgendered to avoid being attacked. Just stop defaulting to calling everyone "dude." It costs you nothing. And you need to rewire your brain to stop regarding men/masculine as the default human being anyway.

its crazy how nobodys made a good console since the wii

i dont even believe this or anything its just a line my girlfriend uses on any woman over twenty seven

Hii woman over 27 here. Your girlfriend has a point though

another woman over 27. your girlfriend is correct and i'd like to meet her

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

STOP

hey OP I understand you are upset about the US women's sport shit and as a transfem woman myself I Get It, but can you not start a fucking fight with our brothers??????? Is that like chill with you?????????? We already have people that want us dead maybe don't do their work for them???????????????????? Not even joking this is some bootlicking CIA plant type shit.

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily