i love my gf

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

i love bald women

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

I dunno you guys I think the emotion of “yaaay I finally have an excuse to be a bully” is one you shouldn’t luxuriate in

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

Mafia guy who only goes down on women so he can steal the copper IUD wiring

Did You Know? You can get a Student Discount almost anywhere by Lying

lmfao i am too old to be reading posts from people sincerely pissed off that their art keeps getting comparisons to one of the modern masters of illustration. oh poor baby. that must be so hard

its been long enough now i can say the artist who the person who spurred this post was freaking out over being compared to was yoshitaka amano. can you imagine lmfao

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

if you are making a personal purchase for fun and you feel guilty about it always remember at least you are not paying for a gacha game amen