⋆my darling wife over there⋆

Fuck I have tomorrow tomorrow

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

my super inflammatory game design opinion is that no game should ever encourage you to to play every day. yes, this includes animal crossing.

dont take bird noises for granted

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

Official ornithology post

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

idk how to explain it but im never truly comfortable with the way people insinuate that all older folks are inherently bigoted. it always feels like it kind of hand-waves away personal responsibility like ohhhh grandpa cant help homophobic, hes old. well ive met plenty of older folks who are normal about gay people. i think grandpa could be better. i think we should hold grandpa to higher standards.

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica