#baffling

all you have to do to make a man irresistible to a large quantity of tumblr users is make him wear formal clothes and act grumpy and then make him sad. Helps if he is 40 years old and ugly as hell. If he's not 40 he should at least act 40. you will have a million x reader fics within days

Somebody tell me why the most common Ellie anon hate adage is about pushing me into traffic? Like is this conceived as a wheelie-specific insult, or?

Femmes with veeeery specific perfume scents are so special to me. Something that I’ll associate with them, that I’ll catch walking into a room and get excited to see them, that I’ll find lingering on my clothes after a hug. It’s a little detail, but it’s incredible every time

America has some very cute directional words. Kitty corner. Criss cross apple sauce. Adorable

not my father warning me to never visit the uk because they “target white women there”