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kermit: 😐

This line of questioning absolutely killed me

mutuals feel free to do this

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today’s funky frog of the day is: ranitomeya fantastica! commonly known as the red-headed poison frog, they are endemic to peru, specifically the san martín and loreto regions. their natural habitats are wet forests, although they cannot survive unless phytotelmata, water-filled cavities in plants, are present. they use these cavities to breed during mating season, when the females will lay 2 to 6 eggs that the males will then protect. they are about an inch long, and males have a singular vocal sac instead of the usual pair. sadly, they are threatened by habitat loss and collection for pet trade. they can live up to 10 years in captivity, although lifespans of 5 to 8 years are more common, especially in the wild.

Look at them. Absolutely lost in the sauce.

“  i wish i knew how to talk about it.  ”   “  you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together.  ”   “  i don’t want to be alone anymore.  ”   “  i wish i could hate you.  ”  “  take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while.  ” “  i need you to trust me.  ”   “  i missed/miss you.  ”   “  she/he won’t listen to me.  ” “  let me do this for you. please.  ”   “  is there anything else you want to say to me?  ” “  tell me something happy.  ”   “  promise me.  ” “  i just want/wanted to help.  ”   “  let me explain.  ” “  i didn’t/don’t need you to understand, i just wanted/want you to support me.  ”   “  i’m on your side.  ” “  i’ve got your back, okay? ” “  please, tell me you have a plan.  ” “  stay with me tonight.  ” “  don’t go. please.  ”   “  i’ve been alone for so long i’m afraid i don’t know what it’s like not to be.  ”   “  talk to me.  ”   “  i did what i had to do.  ” “  we can’t keep going on like this.  ” “  i’m just tired.  ” “  i’m scared.  ” “  it’s okay to be afraid. fear can be good. use it.  ” “  it’s better to expect disappointment.  ” “  hope is dangerous.  ” “  i like seeing you smile.  ”   “  you look beautiful.  ”   “  be patient with her/him. they’re trying. ”   “  i’m trying my best and it’s not good enough. it’s never good enough. ” “  i’m starting to think i’m just fucked up.  ”   “  have a drink with me.  ” “  she/he is better off without me. but i guess that’s their choice.  ” “  you can’t dictate what’s best for someone else. ” “  can i help you?  ” “  i thought you’d like this.  ” “  do you wanna get out of here?  ” “  walk with me?  ” “  well, shit.  ”

Sims 3 rat

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neapolitan mice cream cones

they are the god of potholes and being bad at drawing wings :P

Today’s Frog-Blob flavours are Lightly Flecked and Polka-Dot Party!