I'm a bad seed; I think I swallowed it whole

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

"you can do anything you want forever" armed robberry here i come. post cancelled. i spelled it like berry.... armed strawberries here i come. 💭🔫🍓 lol! no but really can you imagine.

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

I love how in early shippuden, Naruto has some cool moves and techniques he does which are literally never seen again for the rest of the series. He's got like a hidden kunai hidden up his sleeve with a fun special release holster, and he uses giant shuriken several times, one of which he keeps stored in a sealing scroll. This is all shown to demonstrate his increasing diversity of skill and higher level of combat and constant readiness he developed on his 3 year journey with Jiraya. And then for the rest of the series he just uses rasengan for everything.

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

we shud be nice to naruto fans because theyve been oppressed by the actual guy who wrote naruto himself

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud