Illustrated Retweets

Cameron Strang: I just uttered the phrase, "I like water." I don't even know who I am anymore.

Syllables Syllables Lots of words have Three syllables They can be Made to scan To the tune of "Spider-Man" Try it! Hooray for syllables

ess bee: Forget about breaking up. Waking up is hard to do, and you have to do it every single day.

that awkward moment between birth and death Interesting Note: After illustrating this tweet I found out it was generated by a Twitter bot. Typing in "That awkward moment between birth and death." into the Twitter search bar will bring up hundreds of fake accounts with pretty profile pictures and passable, auto-generated content. Therefore, it is uncredited.

(maura): The more money we come across the more problems we see, but they're awesome problems like our tiger sheds a lot and our money blanket itches

To: Big Bird Subject: RE: Internet is down! Me enable your cookies! Thanks, Cookie Monster IT Help Desk Sesame Street, Inc.

chained to Creative Cloud

Gary Forman: Yes, "vincible" is a word. Opposite of "invincible." Who knew?

Sacha Brady: Nearly out of honey. My honey guy just left on a fishing trip, too. #notaeuphemism

The Natewolf: I just sold a TV show and all I said was "dubstep lawyer"

Mariya Alexander: *almost falls down a flight of stairs but like really seductively*

Agora Festival illustration, downtown Urbana May 2-3

HARD WORK

Matt Gemmell: ‏I’ve spent my whole life chasing the self-assurance and settled identity I heard when Mikey said “Man, I love being a turtle.”

OhNoSheTwitnt: I wish there were a Puppy Bowl for all occasions. Like wow this SOTU is long let's watch baby animals playing in the Oval Office instead.