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they should have named the "friday the 13th" sequels "friday the 14th", "friday the 15th", "friday the 16th", etc. so eventually everyone would be scared Every Day

The pyromancer always wins

reblog this post to kick spy in the balls as hard as humanly possible

Love the bot summoning incantation

it’s funny bc milk does actually come from a creature

evidence? 

your mom told me lol. boys, waste this numbnuts

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

tumblr users vs not reblogging a post that doesn’t apply to them I don’t care if u read ur favs taking it up the ass Why would you reblog this just to be like #and what if i do #THEN THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

This creature is goes munch, crunch

why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

h-how did you have the exact gif…….who are you

i have a suggestion

@isuggesteatingtherich this seems right up your alley

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

Lincoln Lincoln

in his defence I’ve never met a particularly lucky brian ever