UNCONVENTIONAL KAIJU ARE VALID

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

The horse says, "I think I'm about to be homeless." The bartender, who now feels a little bad about the joke, says, "Oh, man, that sucks. What's going on?" The horse says, "It's the job market. It doesn't matter how good I am at SEO optimization. No one wants to hire a horse. The moment they look at my resumé and see the name 'Brushstroke', into the trash it goes." The bartender says, "Really? I had no idea." The horse says, "And I know what you're thinking. You're thinking why don't I just apply for horse jobs instead? Well, for the first few months I wouldn't. It was a matter of principle. I didn't become the first in my tailine to get a degree in computer science just to end up pulling a cart. But lately, I've given in. Because my saving's are running out, and my kids can tell that something's wrong. So now I'm doing interviews to let drunk tourists ride me, and the pay is peanuts, and you know what? I'm still not getting any offers! It's all going to younger horses!" The bartender says, "That must feel awful." The horse says, "You can't imagine! It's eating me up! People are trying to help, but they can't. They can only offer a couch for a few weeks or only a place for me, not for my family. It's like, every morning I have to come home to my husband and my two kids and tell them I'm not good enough to support them! I'm already having to juggle debt to handle his medical expenses, and then... then there's just the shame of it. I was sired for this! I was bred to do it! And I can't! I just can't pull it off!" The bartender says, "Wow. I don't know what to say." "I know," the horse says. "I just need to find a place that's stable."

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@mosscraftink

If Thaisha Lloy has 10,000 fans I am one of them. If Thaisha Lloy has 10 fans I am one of them. If Thaisha Lloy has one fan it’s me. If Thaisha Lloy has no fans I have been choked to death by the shadow of my own hand in the Eternal Night. If the world is against Thaisha Lloy, I am against the world

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

Actually so funny to me that the Seekers have an 800 year old war veteran elf, an experienced druid of an ancient path, and a battle tested soldier and commander, and they're all looking to a 20 college student who died last week for answers, because he can kind read fantasy Latin and his dad is the BBEG. And meanwhile said dead 20 yo college student is frantically waving his hands going "guys I was busy with my Cantrips 101 class and my dad doesn't talk to me anyways, I have no idea what the fuck is happening."