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im not beating the shy allegations fuck it.. lawyer ill take it from here you have been great. your honor i am shy as fuuuck

do u guys know about butch lesbians. incredible stuff going on there

Let me tell you, there's a queer club night in the UK called Gal Pals that caters exclusively to queer women and NBs and only plays music by women and when It's Raining Men came on last time you'd have thought the crowd was full of middle aged housewives. A banger is a banger is a banger, you just gotta let the music go innit

No matter what our differences, every 90s kid would band together to beat the shit out of that fucker who abandoned his Charmander out in the rain

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I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

nothing more special than the parasocial relationship between you and your friend’s cat

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not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

a good conversation tip is that when you initiate a conversation or a topic within a conversation, you are implicitly Casting the other person in a role–they’ll have had or observed similar interactions in the past and understand this even if not consciously. like the simplest example of this is that if you say ‘knock knock’, the other person knows they’re meant to say ‘who’s there?’. this is why intense self-deprecation is a shitty social move, because you are casting your conversational partner in one of two roles: Guy Who Argues With You, which is inherently a tiring role to be put in, especially on the regular, or worse, Guy Who Agrees That You Suck Because They’ve Always Secretly Hated You, which nobody wants to be. verbally self-flagellating isn’t bad social form because it’s wrong to express symptoms of mental illness, it’s bad because unless you are careful you end up implicitly offering the people youre talking to a whip they dont want