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A Day in the life of a Drugstore Shift Manager (opening)
Hey, guys, I wanted to give you all something a bit different today. A minute by the minute experience of one of my shifts at work. This took about two hours to type out, and the day to write down in a journal while I was working. If you enjoy this then please do me the favor and reblog this! I am struggling on Tumblr, even though I have 6k plus twitter followers. As always feel free to sumbit your own retail horror stories on retailanonymous.com or by emailing them directly to [email protected]
6:00 AM Alarm goes off. Have exactly 45 minutes to shower and get dressed.
6:50 AM Shit! I am running behind.
6:52 AM Leaving the house to get coffee to wake me up after closing the previous night.
7:20 AM Coffee in hand finally starting to feel awake. Already dreading the day.
7:35 AM Arrive to the parking lot. Already have three customers waiting in their cars. Drive around the building to check for signs of burglary.
7:37 AM Take a deep breath. Get out of my car walk to the front of the building and begin lifting our security gate and then walk to the locked doors. I place my keys in the door as a man gets out of his car. I tell him we will not be open for another twenty minutes. He insists he HAS to come in early. I tell him no.
7:38 AM I enter the building, lock the doors behind me the man is yelling through the doors demanding entry. I walk to the back of the store to turn off the alarm. I then pull out my keys and open my office. Once in the office I grab my front register tills and walk them to the front.
7:43 AM I place the tills in the registers and proceeded to clock in. The man at the door is now on the phone and still banging on the doors. I ignore him as I make my way back to the office to begin the real work.
7:45 AM I am back in the office. Time to count the safe, and check emails. Notice an email about a recall. Yet another thing I will have to deal with today.
7:50 AM I am done checking email, and proceed to now check for price changes. Three pages of labels to print out and manually enter into the computer to change prices. Total number of labels is 63.
7:55 AM There is now four people waiting outside, sign on the door has our hours which clearly state we open at 8:00 AM Man is still on the phone staring me down as I walk back to the front.
7:57 AM My cashier arrives. I walk over to the door to let her in. As I unlock the door the man tries to push his way in. (What is so important?)
7:59 AM My cashier and I are clocked in the man is banging on my door. Harder and louder. Other customers waiting outside are visibly freaked out my him.
8:00 AM I walk over to the doors and unlock them. The man pushes his way through the other people like a store opening for Black Friday sales. He then shoves his phone in my face. The man is on the phone with corporate. I tell him I cannot take his cell phone because if I damaged it the store would be liable. The man on the phone should be aware of this so I tell the angry man to give the employee on the phone a number that will connect directly to my store.
8:02 AM I am now on the phone with corporate. The man on the phone with me knows policy and knows why we do not open the doors even a minute early. He agrees, but still, he gives the customer a $10 reward credit to his account for his “inconvenience”
8:07 AM The customer come up to me at my front counter screaming at me about our pharmacy. He demands that I open the pharmacy for him. I explain to him that they do not open for another two hours. He insists that I am a manager and can simply open the pharmacy and give him his prescription.
8:10 AM After several minutes of explaining that they are on a different key system, and a different alarm system he leaves after cussing out my cashier and I. He also tells us that he will never be back to the store.
8:15 AM I begin putting out all of the labels I printed out earlier. Afterwards, I begin scanning twenty-five sale items that are empty to find in the back and bring out to the sales floor.
8:45 AM I am done putting out all of the labels, and scanning holes. As I am walking to the back to begin pulling everything I am stopped my a customer demanding I open the pharmacy. I again politely explain the situation and assure the customer that they will be opening in only an hour and fifteen minutes.
9:10 AM I am finally done with pulling the merchandise, checking the coolers temperature and putting everything out. Time to start on the recall.
9:12 AM “Manager to the front please”
9:12 AM I am greeted by a customer at the front with a death glare. A middle-aged Asian American woman with broken English. She cannot understand why her coupon that expired a month prior will not work.
9:15 AM After repeatedly trying to explain to her that her coupon is expired I decided to call a translator.
9:17 AM The translator explains to her and she is still unhappy. She demands I accept it anyway. If I do so I will surely be in trouble with my Loss-Prevention manager. I deny her coupon. She refuses to pay for anything and we are stuck with 17 returns to put away. All while having four people in line.
9:26 AM Last customer. She insists that an item was buy one get one free. I tell her I will be right back, and proceeded to walk to the aisle. She is upset that I will not simply take her word. I find the item and it is not on sale. The store brand is on sale, so I grab that and walk back to the registers. I ask her if she wanted the store brand instead to get the sale. The answer is no, and she still insists on getting the nonexistent sale price for the brand item.
9:29 AM After I politely explain to her that I simply cannot override the price based on the fact that the items were not labeled incorrectly or in the wrong spot. She now changes her story and insists that the name brand items were in the store brand spot. (I still refuse to budge)
9:31 AM The transaction is finally complete. Thank god I have tomorrow off.
9:34 AM Time for a bathroom break on my way back to the office for the recall paperwork.
9:35 AM “Manager to the front please”
9:36 AM “Manager to the front please”
9:37 AM I am walking back to the front of the building where my registers are. The woman is back. She insists that she should have received reward bucks on her shampoo. I have to explain to her that she bought the name brand and not the store brand. She demands a refund. Six more items to return now.
9:50 AM I am finally starting on the recall. Surprisingly everything is all there and I am able to quickly gather everything together and remove it from the sales floor.
10:00 AM I am back in the office and am gathering the registers for the pharmacy. They are open, and the man who was “never coming back” is there waiting.
10:01 AM He is already yelling at my pharmacist and the techs because they just opened and he was not first in line. I decided to stay because of the thought that this could get ugly.
10:03 AM the man comes up to the line and while I am back there a tech is checking him out. He is bad mouthing me, and telling them he is “never coming back again”
10:06 AM As he is about to pay the pharmacist tells him he has any=other prescription that is going to be ready tomorrow. He tells her he will be back then. So much for never coming back.
10:15 AM I am back in the office and getting our deposit from last night verified.
10:16 AM “Manager to the front please”
10:16 AM I come to the front with deposit and paperwork in hand. When I arrive I lock it up in a drawer, and then see what is going on. A customer is upset because a digital coupon is not showing up on her account. After a few minutes of her looking on her phone, we realize it expired three days earlier. I tell her that once they expire there is no way I can retrieve them. She insists I go ahead and give it to her. Once again I know if I do so I will have Loss-Prevention after me so I deny her request.
10: 17 AM while I am up there a line forms behind the customer. I proceed to take over another register and help the other customers.
10:19 AM I am finally done and looking forward to transporting the deposit to the bank, even if it only gets me out of the store for twenty minutes.
10:43 AM I am back at the store. A small line is at the register. I go ahead and help my cashier out.
10:50 AM I am done, and now take the paperwork to the office to file away. Time to start the next task of the day.
10:55 AM I grab a scan gun and begin scanning every hole in my department which happens to be the largest department in terms of sales, and product.
11:00 AM “Manager to the front please”
11:01 AM I am called to the front to take passport photos. The man is from an African country and I end up taking the photo six times because he felt he did not look good enough in the previous photos.
11:22 AM After checking the man out I go back to scanning all of the holes in my department.
11:29 AM “Manager to the front please”
11:30 AM Thankfully this was an easy one. All I had to do was scan my credentials to approve a return. I end up checking out three more customers while at the front.
11:40 AM I am back to scanning my holes. I only have three more aisles to go.
12:15 PM I am finally done scanning everything.
12:15 PM “Manager to the pharmacy please”
12:16 PM I get to the pharmacy only to have a customer start yelling at me before I can even find out what is happening. The man is upset because he cannot use his 30% off coupon on his prescription. He insists he was able to do it during a previous visit. I try explaining to him that it is impossible to lower the price of a prescription on our registers. I tell him that the only way to change the price of a prescription is through the insurance company.
12:18 PM He still insists that he was able during the last visit so I have the pharmacist print out her prescription history. His previous visit he checked out regular merchandise in the pharmacy and that is what the coupon covered not the prescription. I explain it to him, and still, he demands a lower price. I deny him re--- “manager to the front please” I quickly maintain my stance and tell him no then work my way to the front.
12:19 PM I get to the front to see a woman. My cashier tells me that she needs another refund approval. I notice that she is trying to return what looked to be at least $200 of Milani cosmetics. I notice that the customer looks familiar to a woman that stole a large amount of makeup from another of our stores just a few days earlier. I immediately begin asking the customer questions such as where she purchased the makeup. Her story changes from she purchased them here, to her friend then her mother purchased them at another store. I refuse the return and tell her she will need a receipt.
12:30 PM I am physically and mentally exhausted by this point. Only two and a half hours to go for this short day shift. I decide to go to lunch.
12:35 PM As I am sitting in the breakroom eating leftover pizza from the day before I hear “manager to the front please” I am on lunch she knows this so I ignore it.
12:36 PM “manager to the front please”
12:37 PM “MANAGER TO THE FRONT”
12:38 PM The cashier barges into the breakroom and begins to ask if I cannot hear her and why I have not been coming to help her. I tell her that I am sorry but I am clocked out. She says that she does not know how to check in a vendor although I have shown her twice In the last week already and she had been doing it for the last seven months just fine.
12:39 PM Guess my lunch break is over.
12:40 PM I get to the front and help check in the vendor. He said he was sorry and didn’t know why she called me. She had no customers and checked him in fine last week.
12:45 PM I am done and proceed to walk back to the breakroom when I am stopped by my cashier. She needs to use the restroom even though she went right before I left for lunch.
12:55 PM She finally returns by now I have checked out a few customers, and even taken the credits for the vendor. She comes back and tells me she is going to lunch. Guess I do not get to finish mine after all. Thank god I have tomorrow off I think to myself.
1:24 PM My register crashes unexpectedly in the middle of a transaction. I have no way of knowing if the customers payment went through or not unless I check the office. Since my cashier took up my lunch I was feeling pretty grumpy so I call her to the front. After a few minutes, my line is backed up and she is nowhere to be found. Oh well, it was worth a shot. I call the pharmacy to send one of them to come help me out for a few minutes but I know this will come at a cost.
1:27 PM I am back in the office, and I am on the computer checking to see if the transaction went through or not. Thankfully it had not. I go back to the front.
1:28 PM The pharmacy tech had been able to get a few customer checked out. I tell the gentleman waiting that the transaction did not go through and that we would need to ring up everything once again. So we move to another register. He is understandably hesitant and wants to make sure that he Is not double charged. I send my pharmacy technician back and thank her.
1:30 PM I get him checked out. Begin thinking to myself “where is my cashier at”?
1:38 PM “Where the hell is my cashier”?
1:42 PM My cashier finally comes back and tells me that she took an unapproved long lunch because I called her during her lunch. I am thinking to myself that my lunch consisted of 8 minutes because of her, but whatever this is not worth fighting over I still have to pull everything from the back that I had scanned previously and I only had an hour and twenty minutes to get it done.
1:45 PM As I am in the back pulling everything I hear:
1:45 PM “Manager to the front please”
1:46 PM I get to the front and my cashier tells me she is going to the bathroom. At this point I am furious. She could have gone during her 50 Minute lunch but no. Whatever it is not worth the fight today.
1:59 PM She finally returns I am on my way to the back when I hear that damn familiar voice once again.
1:59 PM “Manager to the front please”
2:00 PM I am beginning to panic as I only have an hour left in my shift. I am clearly not going to get the remaining task done for the day. I get there to find a Hispanic woman yelling about her coupons not working. After looking at everything I deduce that the reason is because she has coupons on multiple rewards accounts and that they cannot be used in the same transaction.
2:10 PM After seven transactions and learning some new Spanish curse words she is gone.
2:11 PM I am back in the stocking room loading everything.
2:27 PM Thank god I have tomorrow off
2:30 PM I have everything loaded up and begin putting all of the product out on the sales floor.
2:40 PM “manager to the front please”
2:40 Pm I have a call from another store wanting me to work for them tomorrow. No one else is available. I suddenly had “plans” and a “date” and could not work tomorrow at any point in the day. The other manager knew I was lying because he knows what it is like. He also understands that I had already worked a fell work week.
2:55 PM I am finally done putting everything out.
2:55 PM “manager to the front please”
2:56 PM My cashier informs me that she is leaving a few minutes early. That is fine I am thinking at least she won't be able to call me to the front.
3:00 PM My replacement manager comes in and I am relieved, but I cannot leave him alone, and need to wait for the evening cashier to arrive. I fill him In on everything and he goes to the office.
3:11 PM The Cashier finally arrives, she was caught up in traffic.
3:12 PM What a day I think to myself as I am clocking out. Thank god I have tomorrow off.
I hope you all enjoyed reading this. The times may have been fudged just a tad, as at times I did not have time to write everything down, but this is pretty much a normal day for me. Hopefully, this gives you some insight into what it is like being a manager at a drugstore. Until next time,
- Rex
Submission
So I’ve been working at a grocery store for a little over a year now. I’ve gotten used to rude and ridiculous people but I had one the other day that was funny that I just had to share. This old woman came through my line wanting to buy a gift card. Beforehand she had asked if the store sold lowe’s gift cards but we don’t sell those anymore so I said no. She ended up getting just a regular visa gift card and asked if that would work at a Lowe’s and I said yes, it’d work anywhere! It’s just like a credit card. So when I go to ring it up, it has an activation fee of about $4, all those credit gift cards do, it even says it on the packaging of the gift card right on the front. When I tell her the total, she immediately looks at the screen to see the price and says “you’ve got to be kidding me? THERES AN ACTIVATION FEE?” I replied simply with “yes” and she continues to angrily complain, saying how she isn’t going to spend an extra $4 for a $25 gift card and then looks at me expectantly like I’m going to take off those $4, like I’m responsible for adding those on in the first place. I didn’t say anything, I’m pretty sure my blank expression said enough. And eventually she said she didn’t want it and I had to cancel the transaction after she walked off. What I’ll never get is why customers take out their anger on the cashiers like it’s their fault when they have no control over certain things. I have no say in activation fees on gift cards, I could honestly care less! Next time she should read the front of the card where it says $4.00 ACTIVATION FEE. I’ve gotten used to it so it didn’t bother me for long, I go home and laugh about it to my mom later. But seriously. People, man.
—–honestly this is a problem of people just not opening their eyes and reading the damn packages and signs. And especially on the visa gift cards. So ridiculous!
Submission
(I’ve written three stories so far but submitted none of them until this one because it’s so cathartic talking about this shit, aha.)
I’ve worked a number of retail jobs over the years, but one of the most frustrating things I encountered was also fairly recent. I was organizing stock on the floor (since I was, thankfully, not a cashier at this particular store) when a lady comes up to me and starts asking about a small storage unit, saying that she came in last week and saw it was on sale, but now it’s not…but she wants the sale price anyway. I told her sorry, but if it’s not on sale, it’s full price. That’s the way sales work. She gets a bit huffy, saying we’ve given her past sale prices before, and I can tell I’m not going to get anywhere with her, and I can’t give discounts on things anyway so I call a manager over. I stay with them because I want to see how this plays out. A manager comes over and the lady repeats the same story, so we check the flier from the previous week, but it’s not in there. Not everything always is, so the manager checks in the system to see what the sale price was, since the lady’s saying it was $20 off.
Except there was no sale last week.
Or the week before.
Or for a few months.
And then he GIVES HER THE PRICE SHE WANTED ANYWAY! And he tells me we can give people the sale price for an item up to a month after the sale has ended! And sometimes even before! Then WHAT IS THE POINT OF SALES HAVING A START AND END DATE?!
—–WOW that’s actually really crazy that he just have it to her! I’ve never heard of something quite that extreme before!
Submission
The Customer That Made Me Realize My Manager Was Taking Advantage Of Me
So I worked at a pretty famous Chicago deep dish pizza chain for a little over a year and half at one of their smaller stores. Our customers were rich, cranky, crazy, and straight up rude. Beyond dealing with hot pizza being slammed in my face, wings being thrown at me because we couldn’t make new ones in 5 minutes, constantly dealing with angry customers who didn’t understand that we were not a full service restaurant, and having a man break our fridge because our TV couldn’t show the Bears game, I have to say my craziest story is the time I got the police called on me. Since we were so small, everyone did everything in our store, and that meant even as a cashier I regularly worked in the kitchen and on the phones and such. This one old lady calls, who seems nice enough at first, and spends about 15 minutes asking me questions before I’m finally through with her order. I read it back to her, and ask her if she would like her pizza cut or uncut (which is part of our script). Low and behold, she goes apeshit, telling me I must be stupid and will never find a job (ironically, at my job). She then hangs up on me, without giving me any credit card information. I tell my manager about this nightmare woman and he tells me to send through the delivery anyway as a cash payment just in case she still wants it. I comply, and about an hour later, we get a call from her. This time, my coworker answers it and is immediately met with screaming and a demand for me. I have a pretty eccentric mom, so she figures it’s a family issue and an emergency and gets me. I answer the phone, expecting my mother, and the woman screams at me, telling me I don’t know my right from my left and that I must have stole her credit card number to order myself a pizza. I hear the delivery guy in the back trying to explain that it’s a cash order and if she doesn’t want it, it’s not on her card and she won’t be charged. Meanwhile, my coworker realizes something is up and gets on the line. Eventually we have about 3 phone workers and a delivery guy across town all listening to this woman yell at me, and I finally tell her that there’s nothing I can do to appease her after offering her a free pizza the next time she orders to try and calm her down. She then proceeds to tell me I’m a criminal and she’ll call the sheriff on me, and she did. Right as I was about to clock out for the day, two policemen walk into the store and ask to speak to my manager and me. We explain the situation to them, show them the order and the receipt that says it would have been paid in cash (if she had paid at all) and even the pizza that the driver brought back. My manager, who refused to speak to her even after she asked for him and told me to handle it myself while knowing the gravity of the situation, gives me a strike because of all this. Eventually, the police apologize and leave, and I go home finally sick enough of the job to demand a raise for doing all my manager’s work (as he refused to speak to the customer and would often leave his duties to me, locked in his office or out back smoking) or quit. All that is not worth $9.00 an hour, although they did give me a raise after I gave my two weeks - the only raise I got in a year and a half of working there. In conclusion, fuck you Karl, and fuck you old lady.
——WOW I have never heard of a customer being so insane. I’m so sorry you had to go through all of that and that your manager is such an asshole! At least you got your raise in the end.

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idk why but like middle age guys have been SO annoying since my store got the chip reader. our system changed so unless you read the screen and hit a button you can't swipe your card until the end when the cashier hits a button. i'm telling people to reswipe their cards like 90% of the time since no one reads and most people are cool but these men literally start to grumble and pull out cash to pay instead???? like how hard is it to reslide your card??? what is your problem????
Right! They act like its my fault that they couldn’t read the instructions and got ahead of the system. Like last time I checked, you pay after I finish scanning and give you the total. Stop jumping the gun!
Three Horrible Customers in A Single Day
Here is another retail horror story giving you all the perspective of an employee.
So When I woke up today I already knew it was going to be a rough day. This was because on top of my already scheduled shift, I needed to get to the store early, as well as stay two hours late. We are getting ready for a very big visit to our district, and thus we are likely to be visited.
Well the morning started off a bit slower than usual, and I was able to get quite a bit done. Everything started falling apart after I transported our deposit to the bank around 10 AM. To start out I had a customer come into the store with her children and she let the roam the store knocking stuff off the shelves, and opening packages. Dear customers please watch your children, a store is not a daycare, and I will call you out on your mothering skills if needed. Shortly after that customer left, and my cashier and I were casually joking about it a family walks in wanting passport photos. No big deal I think, so I go ahead and tell my cashier I will handle it that way she can keep an eye out for customers, and watch my registers.
For those of you who do not know CVS is not a professional photo studio. We are given very cheap ($30) digital cameras, and about ten minutes to learn how to take a passport photo. Well this customer was African American and with very dark skin. I have done it a hundred times before, so I snap two photos and know that I will edit the brightness and contrast settings on our kiosks. Well the man’s wife demands to see the photo before I even put the memory card into the machine, and says that they are too dark and to retake them. I ended up having to take the man’s photo seven times! I told her multiple times that we do the editing on the kiosk, and was getting to the point of telling her she needed to go elsewhere. She insisted that I needed to make the camera flash once before and once after the photo was taken to ensure it was bright enough. I couldn’t even begin to fathom her reasoning, so for the last photo I took the photo as normal, it flashed; then I placed the button half way down to make it flash again.
This second photo was darker than a couple other that I had already taken, but when she looked at she seemed happy, and proceeded to tell me that she knew what she was talking about, and that I should have just listened to her earlier. Finally I was done with horrible customer number 2 for the day. Albeit I ended up waiting half an hour taking photos, but who cares, I’m an hourly employee.
Shortly after my cashier and I’s lunchbreak came horrible customer number three. My mother always told me that bad things come in threes, so really I guess I should have expected it by this point. You see horrible customer number three was a middle aged Caucasian woman who was that typical newbie couponer. She felt entitled to leave the store without paying a dime. She was quite bothersome, and loud throughout her shopping trip. She would walk through the store talking on her speakerphone (which is a whole other story for the near future) and overall she was just making a mess. Picking up what seemed to be every single item in the store only to leave it on the floor, or on some other random aisle.
Well eventually horrible customer number three goes to check out. When she does I am immediately called up front my cashier She was not even two items into being rung up when she is already proclaiming that we are overcharging her on some cleaning products. I go through the steps to make sure my cashier scanned her loyalty card, and since everything looks okay I told the customer that I needed to go ahead and check our price label. She acted as if she was so offended that I did not take her word that normal $15 dollar cleaner was 2 for $5 mind you this is not us trying to be hard, but instead company policy as customers could simply say the price is lower and by mistaken or lying. Well I check the location and the sale sticker that was on a shelf below just an hour before was moved to the item she was wanting. No way to prove it was her, so I go ahead and give her the items 2 for $5 I made not of the transaction number so I could explain it later. Not even two minutes later I get called up about another item. Again same problem, but this time she follows me to the location where she found the items; they have clearly been place in the wrong spot. A $20 container of vitamins is not going to go on sale for $1.98. Same problem, I have no proof so tell my cashier to override the charge, and I have to approve the register. Well then she starts with her coupons. A 20% off coupon, but these coupons do not work on sale items. She ended up calling corporate right there at the register even after I showed her the policy as well as the fine print on the coupon. Corporate agrees with me.
After all of this her total before markdowns and coupons was $97+ while after her coupons her total was right over $7.
Well horrible customer number three still was not happy with her total and insisted we did something wrong. We had to go through each and every item and coupon twice, before she insisted we take it all off and start over. So reluctantly we did go ahead and void the transaction and start over. After re-ringing everything up, modifying the prices, and scanning all of her coupons again the total was the same. She insists we do it again, and I tell her quite simply no. She had taken up far too much of the time in which we could have been assisting other customers. Of course I did not tell her this, but explained that everything was correct and tried to prove it all by showing once again the transaction details. Finally she realizes that it was because of her 20% off coupon and agrees to go ahead and pay.
When paying her card ended up being declined, to which she immediately insists that her card being declined is our fault. I try it again, only to get the same result. So then she wants to try another register. I only had two registers open, as it was only the cashier and myself. My cashier was checking out people in line, and she had another four people waiting to checkout. I told her that the other registers were closed and had no money in them to try. This self-entitled horrible customer insists that since she has been there for nearly an hour that she would get to cut in line and go before everyone who had been waiting because of her! I tell her that is not going to happen as they have been waiting patiently, but that there is an ATM in the store where she could check her balance or pull out cash instead.
So she goes over to the ATM and tried to pull out cash, only for it to be declined. I know this because it makes an audible sound when declined. Who does she blame for this? You guessed it us! She said that every time we rung stuff up it must have charged her account. (mind you she never slid her card until the very last time which was when it was originally declined) I tell her that we never slid her card, and that unfortunately she would either need to pay or leave.
She ended up going out to her car looking for change but only managed to find a couple of dollars’ worth but insisted that we just cover the difference because of her trouble (yeah right lady, the trouble was because of YOU)
In the end I told her politely that I could not do that and that payment was required or she would need to come back later. She stormed off in a big fit, but thankfully it was over.
Now you know what it is like to live a day as a retail employee… Do yourself a favor and never work retail!
It’s official, my friends. I’m officially escaping retail. My last day is this coming Tuesday (June 21st). I start orientation for my new job Thursday. I’m fucking leaving this shithole!
Congratulations!

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Today is a lovely little story about my days working at Walmart. When I worked there I tried not to judge anyone who used the electric scooters. They are there for a reason, and you should not judge a book by its cover. However I would get a bit upset if I saw someone who clearly did not need one, using an electric scooter, only to have someone who is truly handicapped come in and ask if there were any left. This was one of those days.
My shift was going dreadfully slow that day, and it just seemed like we were getting a whole bunch of crazies in the store. Well we had a morbidly obese woman who looked a bit like Honey Boo Boo’s mother. Fat, ragged, and simply white trash. She had to have weighed at least in her 580’s and she had come in and used a scooter. No big deal I worked there and saw that hind of hilarity on a daily basis. However when I went to go chase down a customer by our bakery I happened to see the woman at the cake department fighting with another customer over the last vanilla sheet cake. The other woman who was quite thinner and well-dressed yelled for me and explained that this whale of a woman had taken the cake out or her cart, and that she was buying it for her daughter’s birthday. The fat woman who I noticed had chips, soda, snack cakes, and other junk in her basket proclaimed that since the lady was away from the cart that it was free game. The other much thinner lady said that she was no more than a few feet from her cart and it was because she was trying to get one of my bakery employees to see if they could add a message to the cake.
The whale of a woman again proclaimed that because she had stepped away from her cart that it was fair game, so then the skinny woman said okay well how about you? How could your fat self ever be fair game when you probably couldn’t even get out of your cart! I immediately had to calm them both down, and gave the cake back to the thinner woman. When the fat woman eventually went to check out she had purchased almost $200.00 worth of complete junk ranging from chips and sodas, to frozen pizzas. Of course she needed help out to her car as her poor “little” kankles couldn’t support herself anymore. When we were going out to her car she mentioned that she was parked up front. She was parked in an old minivan in a handicapped spot no placard, nor special tag, but at this point in my retail career I never really said anything. I just silently judged the customer.
When we got to her poor van, whose suspension was probably on its last days, I noticed the smell. When she opened the van door I saw what had to be a few dozen fast food wrappers littered all throughout the car; some with ketchup across the bag, as well as some rotting food that had fallen between the seats. I had to hold my breath to just get her groceries in her car, because the smell was so horrendous.
Dear lady; if you are out there and read this please make changes. You are selfish and quite arrogant. I am sure you have a family that loves you, and the way you looked that day you couldn’t have been more than a few good years from meeting your maker, and no the flying spaghetti monster is not real.
The most annoying
I think the thing that annoys me most as a cashier is when people say they are short on change, but have bills in their hand that can easily be broken but they just don’t want to break the Bill. Case in point, this girl buys some swishers and her total was $3.96. She pulls out her money and says she had the change. She counts it and informs me she is a penny short. She was holding a few more dollars in her hand. I’m like it’s ok. But seriously, you have the freaking dollar and therefore the penny you said you were short. I hate these kind of people
*Two ladies come up to my register with baskets full of Razor 3 packs (At least 20 packs each). A smile come on my face as I immediately know what they are going to do*
Lady 1: *She puts down her basket on the conveyor belt and pulls out 4 of the razors* I’m gonna do a few separate transactions.
Me: Ooookay. *Rings up all 4 of them, each coming up to $9.99. She then hands me 4 $10 coupons that expired 9/26* Yeaaah, these are expired.
Lady 1: Ya’ll accept them up to two weeks …after.
Me: No we don’t. Lady 1: Yes you do. You always have.
Me: No we don’t. We never have.
Lady 2:*Both ladies look at each other then back at me* I’ve been coming here for years, ya’ll always accept them.
Lady 1: I know for a fact they were accepting them the past two years here!
Me: That’s weird…
Lady 1: Yeah, I bet you didn’t know that. How long have you been here?
Me: It’s weird because I’ve been here the past 5 years and we have NEVER accepted them.
Lady 1: …
Lady 2: …
Me: …
Lady 1: You know what, let’s just go to someone else…
*They both grab their razors and quickly move to another register. I tell the Guest Service Team Leader about it, who quickly tells the other cashiers not to accept them*
And just so random people reading this don’t think I’m being mean, I know, Managers know, and AP know that coupons that go that high for a SINGLE PACK of razors are FAAAAAAKE.
Is there anymore in the back
special thanks to :
@buttonhumper
@faeriewithabow
@wasmnowf
@the-devils-dandy
@autisticbabe
@linkneals-bellybutton
@hestia100
and all anons for helping me come up with ideas (and the original anon who came up with the bingo idea)!!!
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retail etiquette
alternatively titled, “how to be a decent human being to people who are suffering enough as it is to help your supposedly entitled ass”
1. get off your cell phone. - cashiers ( not to mention the people patiently waiting in line ) don’t need to hear about how little Kelsey’s doing on the soccer team, or how your mother-in-law is coming into town for her birthday and you’re just SO INCONVENIENCED by having to purchase paper plates and cheap napkins before her arrival. just tell them you’ll call them back when you’re done. - if you can’t be assed to think about other people, at least acknowledge the cashier with a smile or a wave. if they speak to you or ask you a question, don’t shush them. tell your BFF Tanisha to hold on for what might be a total of four seconds.
2. when an item doesn’t immediately scan, please say anything but “oh, it must be free!” please, dear god, anything but that. you’re not being funny. or clever. or original. they hear this at least ten times a day.
3. the number of items listed on the express lane is not a suggestion. if you know that you have more items, don’t go there. it’s that simple. the express lanes have to be kept open for people who have small orders, so they’re not stuck behind someone with a cart piled high with what’s maybe a week’s worth of food and clothes you’ll inevitably be returning.
4. while unloading your cart, put the big items ( i.e., packages of toilet paper, crates of water bottles ) last. there’s very little room for the cashiers to work with. when you’re done unloading your cart, pull it up to the loading space and start putting the bags and other items into your cart instead of standing there and staring off into space or fiddling with your phone.
5. when you ask a cashier a store-related question ( i.e., how many coupons are allowed per order, whether or not you’re getting the right BOGO deal, etc. ), and they answer you politely and confidently, don’t challenge them. they work there. you don’t. they know the way the store works. you don’t. if they’ve forgotten something or made a mistake, by all means, ask them about it – but do it politely. we all make mistakes.
6. do not – i repeat, do not – put your money down on the counter or conveyor belt, especially if the cashier is visibly ready to take it. hand it over to them. if you need to count out some change, tell them so they can wait. oh, and if they’ve already cashed you out, don’t hand over some random amount of change after the drawer’s open.
7. if your card’s declined, it’s not their fault. don’t ask them why it wasn’t accepted. they don’t know. and don’t get angry or impatient with them, or insist you have money because you just deposited a check – they do not care. they cannot help you with problems that are clearly on your end.
8. do not yell at a cashier. once again, for the people in the back: do not yell at a cashier, especially someone who’s clearly new to the job. would you appreciate being yelled at for something beyond your control, or a simple, fixable mistake? no. so don’t do it to them.
9. if you get an answer you don’t like from a cashier and ask to speak to a manager, guess what? you’re most likely gonna get the same answer from them. here’s a news flash: the customer is not always right, the company will not always pander to your temper tantrums, and making a scene in front of a line of people with quickly-diminishing patience will not change their minds.
10. overall, please just be polite. these people are working their asses off to help their customers, most of which don’t appreciate their efforts at all. they’re constantly ignored, mistreated, questioned and degraded, and over time, it really does a number on their emotional state. just be kind and courteous. they’re human beings, not mindless drones. smiles and nice conversations go a long way.
if anyone else has anything to add, feel free. floor associates, back room / production workers – go crazy. share your woes and pet peeves.