I’ve been laughing at “you kick her body like the football?” for days.
Me, lightly nudging Mochi out of the way so I don’t drop a hot pan or something similarly dangerous on both of us: Kitty, Please.
Mochi: I A M S O C K N O W.
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I’ve been laughing at “you kick her body like the football?” for days.
Me, lightly nudging Mochi out of the way so I don’t drop a hot pan or something similarly dangerous on both of us: Kitty, Please.
Mochi: I A M S O C K N O W.

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I’m gonna lose it I was just getting my blood drawn and the first vein she stuck wasn’t producing any blood so she took the needle out and it didn’t bleed at all and I said “woah….I don’t have any blood” and she very seriously said “I doubt that’s it. I’m having an issue finding a big enough vein.”
She really thought I really thought maybe I’m outta blood.
What I learned from this is a lot of medical professionals have had to explain to people they can’t run out of blood and live
And a real medical professional shouldn’t have to stick you multiple times to draw blood.
In her defense, my doctor is at a teaching hospital, so there are always students, residents, interns etc. learning. The doctor or nurse or flabotomist asks permisssion for their student to practice on you, and I usually say yes unless I’m feeling particularly sick tht day and don’t want to risk exactly this.
Also I really took a blind shot at spelling phlebotomist huh
Flabotomist
You have to be nice to me I have a rare no-blood disorder
sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

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I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao
This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this
when you need to rule check mid game
I come from the earth

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reblog to save a life
For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕
I’d always wondered why Japanese street photography seemed so ethereal and calm.
I vote for getting rid of cars!
how could anyone think rey isn’t a skywalker? she walked in and fucked up han solo’s entire day that sure sounds like a skywalker to me
Yes, but she didn’t whine the whole movie
shes the organa type
WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A BURRITO! 🌯🌯🌯
Have you ever just stared at your server in Chipotle while they make your burrito and think to yourself, “Wouldn’t life just be so much better if it was me inside that warm flour tortilla?”.
Ok maybe I’m a bit bit crazy but let’s be honest, being wrapped up in a tortilla is hands down the coolest thing you can do in 2019. Move over sliced bread, this tortilla has a bigger purpose.
Website says its vegan/gluten free too…good enough for me! Check them out HERE

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Shirkers (2018) dir. Sandi Tan