You Have Entered the Temple of the Thirst Goddess

I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

your cat was an honor to see in the window

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

”tranny is never used against trans men! It’s only if they’re mistaken for a trans woman!” Ok so you’re just Wrong

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

Damn, they're on to me.

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

People like this should have to pay full price for the order they ruined.

there is no nursing shortage btw. just a shortage of nurses willing to work under the terrible, unsafe conditions created by capitalists 👍

3. also unions

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY