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Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in
The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

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i havent seen something this funny in a loooooong time
me, drinking orange juice right of the container like the cool older brother on a disney channel show

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got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.
there are 3 other parts of this and it adds up to almost 2 hours of dissecting whatever these cartoon rats sins are
never mind this rat is genuinely fucked up

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This is, without a doubt, the funniest image I’ll ever own.
my roommate just told me i’m “not the sharpest razor in ockhams shaving kit” like how do i recover from that
Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844
haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake
this is like a hard and very specific flex for 1844
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
FUCK YOU

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What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose
I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!
Well there you have it!
Coworker: nice day out huh?
Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.