Three Goblin Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Kiana Khansmith
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Fairly certain left rotator cuff is shot to shit, and the right is going out. Thank you work
Ilia, drowsily: Can you explain to my why you woke me up this early in the morning? I was sleeping so peacefully.
Blake, walking in the halls: Because I owe you a favor, and Im planning on repaying it to you now.
Ilia, yawning: And how is waking me up from a blissful sleep doing me a favor exactly?
Blake: I told you it's a surprise, so quite asking.
Ilia, groaning: Couldnt you just give me money like a regular person?
Blake, smirking: Trust me, you are going to love this waaaaay more than money. You can count on that.
Ilia: What is that supp—
Blake: Okay, we're here. Come on in.
Ilia: Huh?
*Blake guides Ilia into the weight room of Beacon*
Ilia: What are we doing in here, Blake?
Blake, smiling: Youre going to work out today.
Ilia: Pardon?
Blake, proudly: Youre going to work out today.
Ilia:.........are you telling me that you woke me up and took me away from my comfortable bed, telling me you're going to do me a favor, just to reveal that we are going to workout together?
Blake: Nope.
Ilia: Nope?
Blake, smiling: Nope. I'm going to be leaving.
Ilia: Youre leaving?!
Blake: Yes.
Ilia:........okay, allow me to rephrase my statement then. Are you telling me that you woke me up and took me away from me comfo—
Blake: *Gently guides Ilia's head to the left of the room*
Pyrrha: *Sweating, while doing pull ups with weights attached to her in a sports bra and shorts*
Ilia, tongue tied: —rtab-eautiful g-girl. T-thats a beautiful girl.
Blake: *Smiles satisfyingly*
Ilia, blushing: O-oh my god. J-just look at her. Look at those abs. Look at those legs. She has to be the most hottest girl ever.
Blake, smirking: Hey Pyrrha! We’re here!
Ilia, blushing: W-What are you doing!?
Pyrrha, turning towards them: Hmm? Oh, hey Blake! *drops off bar and walks towards them* You made it right on time.
Ilia, flustered: R-right in t-time? W-What is she talking a-about, Blake?
Blake, smiling: Well, I was talking to Pyrrha the other day and I mentioned how you told me that you want to start working out.
Ilia, confused: I-I d-did?
Blake, smiling: Yep. Remember? But you were hesistant because you wouldn’t really know where to start or what to do. Well thankfully Pyrrha here—
Pyrrha, waving: Hello.
Blake: Was kind enough to help you.
Ilia, looking up at Pyrrha: *Under her breath* S-so tall.
Pyrrha, smiling: Yeah. I understand how confusing it can be when you first start working out.
Ilia: *under her breath* T-toned sweaty muscles.
Pyrrha: So I’m going to be with you the entire time helping you out.
Ilia: *Under her breath* B-body of a w-war goddess.
Pyrrha, smiling wider: Plus it will be nice to have a full time workout partner too. As you can see, most people dont really get up as early as me, so having someone to work out with each morning is unfortunately limited.
Ilia, staring at Pyrrha's everything:......
Pyrrha: Uh.....hey, are you alright?
Ilia, snapping out of it: H-huh? *Shakes head* O-oh, yeah. I am. Sorry. *Ahem* S-So uhm, h-how are you going to h-help m-me work out e-exactly?
Pyrrha: Well, I’m going to spot you, logically. I’m going to help you set up a training routine that would be good for you. And I’m also going to help your posture when working out.
Ilia: *Visually imagines Pyrrha’s hands all over her body to help her posture*
Ilia: *Internal Lesbian Screaming™*
Pyrrha, smiling: Anyway let's get started. First we should stretch and wake our muscles. I already did this earlier, but I won't mind doing it again. *Crouches down and bends one leg while stretching the other one all the way out* Here, do this.
Ilia, trying to mimic the stretch: L-like this?
Pyrrha: Not exactly. Here, allow me.
Pyrrha: *Help fixes Ilia's posture, her hands logically touching the girl's thighs* I should be more like this.
Ilia: *Whimpers*
Blake, smiling: Anyway, I'll leave you two at this. See you around in class, Pyrrha.
Pyrrha, smiling: You too. Okay, now move this thigh up a little bit so it won't be limp, like this. *Touches Ilia's thigh again*
Ilia: *Useless Lesbian Whimper™*
Pyrrha, smiling: Okay great. Now just do this in reverse for your other leg and we can move on to be next one. Sounds good?
Ilia, voice cracking: S-sounds great.
Bastards are my weakness, apparently
What about bitches? Cause if I Renner correctly, you love Midna who can be quite the bitch
MIDNA IS A BLESSING AND A DELIGHT TO HAVE AROUND
IT IS ALSO VERY HARD TO RESPOND TO YOU BECAUSE YOUR BLOG IS STILL MARKED AS EXPILICIT I HAD TO DO SO MUCH SCROLLING TO GET HERE
Oh I love Midna to no end. But she is very much a bitch at points. And yeah, I can't do much to fix that at this point. Sorry!
It is 2 AM and I should be asleep, because I have to get up at 6:30 AM-
Boy if you don't SLEEP
Look, I tired, for like 15 minutes, but then I started overthinking everything and now I don't wanna try again tbh-
I will fight your thoughts. I will tuck you in, tell you a story, and tell you I love you until you sleep.
Oooor I'll stay awake until I'm exhausted enough to fall asleep-
Or, OR you just let me love you
I am letting you love me, but that doesn't make it easier to sleep-
Link if I recall, you have 0 room to tell people to sleep. Just saying.
Lmaoo you've got a point
@ask-link-the-hylian-champion
According to my calculations my sleep schedule is none of y'all's business
Ouch lmao
Okay maybe it's your business because you're the only person I talk to at this hour but everyone else is in no position to judge me.
You are in the position to judge every aspect of me because you have personally been unfortunate enough to deal with it xD
I actually like you so Id like if you would take some care of yourself.

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Bastards are my weakness, apparently
What about bitches? Cause if I Renner correctly, you love Midna who can be quite the bitch
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It is 2 AM and I should be asleep, because I have to get up at 6:30 AM-
Boy if you don't SLEEP
Look, I tired, for like 15 minutes, but then I started overthinking everything and now I don't wanna try again tbh-
I will fight your thoughts. I will tuck you in, tell you a story, and tell you I love you until you sleep.
Oooor I'll stay awake until I'm exhausted enough to fall asleep-
Or, OR you just let me love you
I am letting you love me, but that doesn't make it easier to sleep-
Link if I recall, you have 0 room to tell people to sleep. Just saying.
Lmaoo you've got a point
@ask-link-the-hylian-champion
Yet as someone who has basically no sleep pattern, I really can't say much without hypocrisy. So im gonna pull the "listen to your elders and sleep" card
*Pyrrha and Neo are buying ice cream*
Yang, sitting at one of the tables: So let me get this straight. This girl just started hanging out with Pyrrha, and now she’s a part of your group?
Jaune, eating ice cream: Yep, basically.
Yang: And she doesn’t even speak at all? Like, not even in a different language?
Nora: Nope. Well, sign language she can, but that’s it.
Yang: Do any of you even understand her at all?
Nora: Renny can. Can’t you, Renny?
Ren, awkwardly: Uh........*looks over at Pyrrha and Neo*
Pyrrha: So it’s my treat. What kinda ice cream do you want?
Neo, signing: *gesturing towards a flavor* I want pumpkin flavor so it would be like I’m eating the delicious pumpkin Pete’s mascot~
Pyrrha, oblivious: Okay, she will like pumpkin flavor please.
Ren, blushing: U-Uh.....y-yeah. I’ve been.....translating her for everyone.....*under his breath* perse.
Yang: Hmm......Alrighty then. *starts eating her ice cream*
Pyrrha, walking over with Neo: Hey guys.
Yang: Hey P Money. So how’s your day?
Pyrrha, licking his ice cream: It’s been pretty goo— huh?
Jaune: What’s wrong?
Pyrrha, slightly pouting: My ice cream cone. It’s like frozen solid. They must’ve literally took it out of the deep freezer.
Nora: What? That’s not right. Go up there and ask for a new one.
Pyrrha: No, it’s alright. I don’t mind. *easily breaks off and scoops up a chunk of frozen ice cream with her tongue alone*
Neo: *Accidentally grips her ice cream cone too hard, breaking it*
Pyrrha: What the? What happened to your cone?
Neo, signing excitedly: Oh my god! What else can you do with that tongue!? What I wouldn’t do to find out! I bet you could down on me for hours!
Pyrrha, looking at Ren: What did she say?
Ren, blushing madly: U-Uh.....s-she want.....she’s.......she wants to eat out.
Pyrrha: Really?
Ren: Uh....
Neo, signing: No, I don’t want to eat out, I want HER to eat out! Me specifically! It would be a buffet for her! An all you can eat out buffet~
Ren:........
Neo, signing: Opens 24 hours a day.
Ren, face on fire:......yep. That is what she’s saying.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, TWILIGHT PRINCESS WAS THE PRETTIEST FUCKIN GAME
First 3D Zelda I played. I will always love this game. I'm gonna get a twili portal tattoo at some point.

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It is 2 AM and I should be asleep, because I have to get up at 6:30 AM-
Boy if you don't SLEEP
Look, I tired, for like 15 minutes, but then I started overthinking everything and now I don't wanna try again tbh-
I will fight your thoughts. I will tuck you in, tell you a story, and tell you I love you until you sleep.
Oooor I'll stay awake until I'm exhausted enough to fall asleep-
Or, OR you just let me love you
I am letting you love me, but that doesn't make it easier to sleep-
Link if I recall, you have 0 room to tell people to sleep. Just saying.
in my notifications
Rebloging this solely so they get another notification like this
@the-ghost-of-mr-dolphin here, you can have one too.
Seems like as good a reason as any to reblog this
drained of blood, the heart is white
No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that is a complete falsehood. You should be embarrassed and ashamed, honestly.
This is a ghost heart. What they’ve done is taken a pig heart and stripped it down to, basically, a cell framework that they can use to BUILD A NEW HEART UPON. You could inject stem cells into this framework so that a newly formed personalized heart can be transplanted into a donor with a significantly reduced chance of rejection. FUCKING AMAZING. It’s not been done with human tissue yet, but the promise this given to people who need hearts - or kidneys or livers or whatever - is beautiful. Science is beautiful.
And it’s IMPERATIVE to mention that a woman, Doris Taylor, at the Texas Heart Institute developed this. And she started with a rat heart and worked up to he bigger, more complex (and more human) pig heart. What a total bad ass.
So look, quit making shit up, learn to do a reverse image search on stuff you find on the internet, and STOP ERASING WOMEN IN SCIENCE.
Reblogging for:
The corrected information
WOMEN IN SCIENCE
The fact that rejection rate would be LESS which is VITAL
Reblog for science communication
To be honest ghost heart sounds way more badass then a drained heart
Finesse Completed
AND THERE WE HAVE IT. EVERY MOVABLE OBJECT IN UNTITLED GOOSE GAME STOLEN AND BROUGHT BACK TO THE BASTARD CAVE.
With of course everything too big to fit under the log next to the lovely tree stump
I AM THE ULTIMATE BASTARD
Here I am with my hard earned bell, the easiest thing to take.
Everytime i unexplainably lose something i just had minutes ago im gonna blame this fuckin goose. THIS is where the lost things are
I will NOT return them
Link if u kee stealing peoples stuff Ill keep reblogging your scum of the earth rb
Giving me notifications only fuels me
how the fuck does this posts have almost 1000 notes thats more than all of the notes on my posts combined
Everyone loves goose bastards
ya effin right
ya effin right
Also I posted this this afternoon when I woke up so like, almost 1000 notes in one day?
That makes 13 hours of work and watching the sun rise worth it
ya breached 1000, love, now this post goes up there with the sos one
No it doesnt, that one has like 16000+ and counting
shhshshshshshshsshh
Okay so I'm a damn liar
It was actually 19000+ and counting
MY BAD
well hot goddamn hell the double shut fuck
No post I ever make will EVER be on par with that except for maybe the Nintendo support post I made
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Instant crush (me) 💘
You know when your pet falls asleep on you and you don’t move because you don’t want to wake them? This is what this dog is doing with the cat and I don’t know how much more of this I can handle