Ushi's Pasture

if YOU die because I poisoned you…how is that MY fault like I’m sorry you aren’t immune to my poisons I think that’s genuinely something you need to work on. Fix yourself before blaming others.

chaotic good

Got premium so no idea what y'all are talking about.

I know that booty anywhere. That's Sweet Lea Lea. Follow Me. *Blue Boy*

pRIVATE pUZZLES

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

during october vampires are at their most powerful. they don’t physically get stronger it’s just a pleasant confidence boost.

so do werewolves, they ain't special

this isn’t about werewolves make your own post

These strange indecipherable symbols on Ikea products are apparently actually ‘Swedish’ according to several noted academics who have spent decades studying Ikea