Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going
I heavily fw bro

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$LAYYYTER

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going
I heavily fw bro

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Life is so much better when it’s not cold as balls outside
in retrospect I should have been a lot meaner to that man.
what is with the cop hate??
Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops
Oh no I’m being asked to change my language slightly so that people around me are more comfortable I think I shall die

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Georges Rochegrosse, Le Chevalier aux Fleurs (The Knight of the Flowers) (detail) (1894), oil on canvas
THIS IS SO EXCITING MORE EMILY WILDE MOREEEEEEEE
OH EM GEE‼️‼️‼️
Oh my god is this real?!?!
he's trying very hard not to strangle someone

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The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!
Emily and Wendell
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sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself
Wendell if you weren't so darling, i'd consider this a dick move.
Sorry not sorry. I've just finished the first book and have to wait for a paycheck before reading the next, but these memes are SENDING me.
Emily, you‘re real one
Matching Wendell

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it is unfortunate that there's no reason for most people to remember high school chemistry because the best analogy I have found for "the amount of energy that it takes me to initiate a task, which can be higher than the amount of energy it takes to actually complete the task" is "activation energy" and it's not precisely perfect but
yeah. and you can even include "thing that reduces the barrier to doing the task" as a catalyst/enzyme
anyway. unfortunately this does not actually clarify anything for the average person. but #ToMe it works
Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.