my name is red but my blog is blue

I’d rather have vampire fangs than a gender

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

i’m gonna strap a wii remote to my dick. call that a wiiwii

I know its probably not but the idea that superman 2025 and the batman take place in the same universe at similar times is so funny to me. All this weird shit is going on with aliens and pocket dimensions in metropolis and then like an hour away its serial killer twitch streamers and the saddest wettest emo boy

i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves

75% decrease in insect biomass within my lifetime and I'm supposed to care about cover letters

one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING