Ouchmouse

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

you need to listen to a pitbull song and get over it i’m so serious

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep