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The Bowery Presents
Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
ojovivo
Jules of Nature

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
art blog(derogatory)
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
Noah Kahan
Misplaced Lens Cap
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shark vs the universe
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@remember-the-cheese-armor
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Finished a thing!
Edit: I posted the Etsy shop in the notes, but gonna put it up here too in the finished project pic. Itâs GameOverStitches and all their stuff looks awesome.
Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.
Club of Fuck That Supernatural Shit And Also Everything Else
This Here's my Banishin' Stick! *waves my greebled baseball bat around*
The Bedazzled Mythical Pokin' Stick: +35 vs things that Dana Scully refuses to believe in
Some status effects that uh. Gave me pause
Item: Wand of Non-Standard Status Effects
more weird ffxiv status effects
sorry i have to add my absolute favorite to this
Heres a couple if my favs
Few more for the road
types of wizards :)

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âLothlorienâ by the Brothers Hildebrandt from the 1977 Tolkien Calendar
The Trading Post Battle Map
A generic general store stocked full of stock â every adventurer finds themselves here twice a week, and now we have a map! Tell me GM, who runs this place?
â You can start your shop here!
Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
Glossary of Terms:
Brayette
Chausses
Voider
#I hope you didn't have body hair before#because you sure don't have it now#chainmail via @thebestworstidea
This is a PSA that does not belong in the tags.
Perhaps, one day, you will be at a renfair. And perhaps, at this renfair, you will spot a relic of the 1980s. A genuine chainmail bikini. Do not purchase this item. And if you do purchase it, do not wear it. And if you do wear it, wear it over something. And if you have failed to follow these instructions, well... get a bottle of Nair and hope for the best. I do not speak from my own experience, but rather, the experience of a someone who was giving first aid at events who had seen some shit.
Full map of Exandria, 2024 update!
Map images and Wonderdraft file download [HERE]
Hi everyone! It's been about 4 years since my last map. In that time more of Exandria has revealed itself to us, and while it is still not a complete picture, we now have enough that I felt it was time to make an update.
The biggest change from my previous map is that I am no longer using the Elven Tower Cartography assets. This is because previously I installed them incorrectly, in a way that meant that people who downloaded the map file were unable to see the assets unless they installed it in the same weird way that I did. Rather than fixing this, I instead opted to use the default Wonderdraft assets, that way it can be viewed out of the box without having to download something else first!
The Cult Dungeon Map by Tobias
Community Spotlight time! An enormous, 63x52, two-level dungeon map from Tobias. This one is going to take a few sessions to explore! đŚ
â You can grab this map here.

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*casts fireball*
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*casts thunderwave*
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*casts magic missile, 3rd level*
*casts ice storm, 4th level*
saw a spider
Hell Yeah
One of the ballsiest things Tolkien ever did was write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write in the appendices that their names are actually maura, ban, kali, and razal.Â
This just in: Eowyn and Eomerâs names actually start with the letter âL.â [source for other nerds]Â
#wait so they have hobbitish names and common names?
No, they have Westron names and English names.
What youâve got to understand is that everything Tolkien wrote was him pretending to merely translate ancient documents. He was writing as if the Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings were actually been written by Bilbo, Frodo, and Sam (or Bilba, Maura, and Ban) and he was just some random contemporary academic translating it all into English for us.Â
There are many languages in his books, but generally speaking, everything written in English in the books is a translation of the language âWestron.â Therefore any names that come from Westron, he translated. Names coming from other languages, like Sindarin, he left as they were. Why? IDK. Maybe because the stories are from a hobbit perspective and hobbits speak Westron, so he wanted the Westron parts to sound familiar and the other languages/names to remain foreign?Â
âBut Mirkwoodest!â you cry, âThe word âhobbitâ isnât an English word! And the names Bilbo Baggins, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Peregrin Took, and Meriadoc Brandybuckâ all sounds super weird and not like English at all!â
Psych! They are in English! (Or Old English, German, or Norse.) Once again you underestimate what a nerd Tolkien was. Let me break it down:Â
In Westron, hobbits are actually called âkuduk,â which means âhole-dweller,â so for an English translation, Tolkien called them âhobbitsâ which is a modernization of the Old English word âholbytlaâ which comes from âHolâ (hole) and âBytlaâ(builder).Â
âMauraâ is a Westron name which means âWise.â Weirdly enough, âFrodoâ is an actual Proto-Germanic name that actual people used to have and it means the same thing.Â
âBanazĂŽrâ is Westron for âhalf-wise, or simple.â In Proto Germanic, the prefix âSamâ means half, and wise is obviously a word we still use.Â
âRazanurâ means âTravelerâ or âStrangerâ which is also the meaning of the word âPeregrin(e)â This one is a twofer because âRazarâ means âa small red appleâ and in English so does âPippin.â
âKalimacâ apparently is a meaningless name in Westron, but the shortened form âKaliâ means âhappy,â so Jirt decided his nickname would be âMerryâ and chose the really obscure ancient Celtic name âMeriodocâ to match.Â
Jirt chose to leave âBilbaâ almost exactly the same in English, but he changed the ending to an âOâ because in Westron names ending in âaâ are masculine.Â
Iâm not going to go on and talk about the last names but those all have special meanings too (except TĂťk, which is too iconic to change more than the spelling of, apparently).Â
The Rohirrim were also Westron speakers first and foremost, so their names are also âtranslationsâ into Old English and Proto-Germanic words, i.e. âEowynâ is a combination of âEohâ (horse) and âWynnâ (joy/bliss).Â
âRohirrim/Rohanâ are Sindarin words, but in the books, they call themselves the âĂothĂŠodâ which is an Old English/Norse combo that means âhorse people.â Tolkien tells us in the âPeoples of Middle Earthâ that the actual Westron for âĂothĂŠodâ is LohtĂťr, which means that Eowyn and Eomerâs names, which come from the same root word, must also start with the letter L.Â
The names of all the elves, dwarves, Dunedain, and men from Gondor are not English translations, since they come from root words other than Westron.Â
The takeaway from this is that when a guy whose first real job was researching the history and etymology of words of Germanic origin beginning with the letter âWâ writes a book, you can expect this kind of tomfoolery.
Notes: Sorry I said âRazalâ instead of âRazarâ in my original post Iâm a fraud.Â
Further Reading:Â
Rohirric , WestronÂ
Iâm having a stroke
big pant and big jacket space kobold gal pals. not quite holding hands yet.
â Miguel Coimbra

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â john wigley
TES Summerfest Day 5 - Crown or Gentle
Before Ysvena, it was her fatherâs crown, and before that her grandmotherâs, all the way back to the Snow Prince who sent it across the ocean with his heir.
One day, it will be Ydhedhorâs.