thanks for the journey

comes with multiple fun features such as:

exhaustion! but not enough to sleep just lie on the floor like a wet towel

whoops! shouldve eaten 2 hours ago

all food tastes equally boring! yeah that piece of old bread and 4 pickles will do

staring at the ceiling!

lose your train of thought every 5 minutes! whatever youre trying to do sure won’t get done anytime soon

every activtiy feels pointless! even your favourite hobbies. Especially your favourite hobbies!

loneliness! but also you feel like a burden to everyone you know so good luck with that

staring at the wall!

wearing the same sweatpants for 3 days straight! because who can be bothered? not you that’s for sure!

yelling at people for no reason! because now even their breathing annoys you 

staring at the wall some more!

Suddenly crying over tiny things! such as dropping your favourite pencil. it’s not even broken. but who gives a fuck!

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Congratulations on 1 million! I’m very happy for you

Shapeshifters chest binder giveaways #51-55 are here!

Hello, ‘shifters! It’s springtime at last, and we’ve been busy as Ark’s new bees in the Shapeshifters studio. As the mountains turn green and the pollinators start flying, we invite you to consider new possibilities and brighter futures.

Winter can’t stay forever, friends. We made it through to spring, so have a May Giveaway.

Five lucky winners of this giveaway will each receive one $50 Shapeshifters crop top binder! (That’s your choice of these.) 

Thank you always for spreading the word, telling your friends, talking about us, and, of course, for your amazing direct support. We simply could not do this without you.

Enter here!

The fine print:

Entries from all countries are welcome.

There are three possible ways to enter. Doing any one of the listed actions will get you one entry. You do not have to do all three!

The winners will be randomly selected on **May 28, 2018**.

One winner each will be selected from Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter, and the remaining two winners will be randomly selected from the full pool. We will send emails to notify all five winners!

If any winner does not get back to us within three days, a new winner will be selected in their place.

…you should see these binders.

Holy.

Shit.

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tony: well, can’t you?

peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.