ReiBert Headcanons

Imagine reibert au where Reiner is a car mechanic and always works shirtless and one day bertl comes in to get his car fixed and then sees Reiner with small black grease stain on his face and chest and immediately falls in love

Okay so a little bit ago I went to the panto with my family (which is super cute they get kids from the local primary school to join in and stuff but that's not important) but yeah they had this dance troop this time and the 2 guys reminded me of Reiner and bertl so much it's not even funny. They kept dancing together during the songs as well so yeah reibert dancer au?? (Also the 2 girls reminded me of Ymir and historia as well so yeah).

au where Reiner is a ridiculously talented pole dancer and Bertl is like. a classically trained ballet dancer and he's so graceful despite appearing rly gangly and awkward and they meet one day when Reiner finds Bertl outside of his club staring in awe at a poster of him

My headcanon is that in a modern!Au, Reiner is openly gay and he's a loud person, always doing sexual jokes and embarassing his lil Bert. Bertholdt is really sweet and he looks shy but he actually talks a lot when you know him. And Reiner is the kind of guy who smell too much of perfum and he always wants to protect his boyfriend. And Bert is really sweet and easily embarassed bc Reiner talks too much about their (kinky) sexual activities.