human disaster

Credit: UNILAD

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

Imagine being upset at a commercial that says sexual harassment and bullying are bad.

You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.

other reasoning: theyre fucking children and controversially i think fun should be allowed

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

proof that tik tok is dark vine

idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared

results: she sit 

-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance

Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej.

Why is this show so fucking funny

male fragility