born to sleep forced to work

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

Every time I see this creature he looks like if the wind blows on him a bit too strong he'll puff into a million seeds like a dandelion and scatter in the breeze

the Ice War on Europa...

Ok! Took a moment but the context helps!

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

it’s what they would have wanted

happy moonwalk day

Things Michael Collins absolutely would have done given the chance.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

Im going to scream thinking about how fun AND navigable AND easy to use the internet was for a very small window of time before we started living in App World

it’s called having a heart of gold you fucking idiot

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.