I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

@regalness

@regalness

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

tumblr is probably the best website because you can say things like “hey. dont cry. suck her sloppy saturday wednesday ok?” and everyone will be like yeah this expresses a coherent thought

(work voice) im stunned and offended that you would insinuate i have some kind of "crush" on spongbop. i just like stuff. hasn't anyone ever heard of liking stuff? (sneaking out my phone under the counter and logging onto my blog) dear 1000 people who don't give a fuckk, today i was in love with that square again