Dragon Puppy

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

does anyone have a link to that handbook that is working?

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

the puppygirl shit will never stop btw. ill be 73 going awoo

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

I need to print some stickers or badges that say 'you can and should sexually degrade and grope me in public' and 'will give you head in the bathroom or alley' and 'my nipples are extremely suckable, i promise' and wear them to the queer bar because I need some of these people to stop being so timid when I'm flirting with them