#1 Meme Master up in here

Its been so long since my last upload, and its a trend thing. How wonderful am I. I saw @verzisnsfwblog, @dumdumdrawstumtums, @askbloatedbellyblog, and lastly, but not leastly my good friend @cocodile do this, and that got my motor runnin. I know it originated on twitter but who cares.

Inspirations by row:

Row 1: Archie (Pokémon OR/AS), Guzma (Pokémon Sun/Moon), Genzou Soga (Tenshi na Konomaiki/Cheeky Angel)

Row 2: Kanji Tatsumi (Persona 4), Larry Butz (Ace Attorney), Junpei Iori (Persona 3/Persona 4 Arena Ultimax), Thatz (Doragon Kishi-dan/Dragon Knights)

Row 3: Ayame Sohma (Fruits Basket), Cheese Sandwich (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Juuichi Mikazuki (Morenatsu), King Koopa/Bowser (Mario Series), Let Dahkha (Rave Master).

Depression setting in, massive losses of life, my home state burning with no help, and an increasingly stupid and monotonus workload have kept me from posting for a while now, but HOLD THE FUCK UP! I was tagged by my sweet bunbun @cocodile to do this meme and  I wanna do it! I want to do something! So here we go:

"Answer these questions and then tag 20 people to do this meme

1. My nickname: My IRL nickname is "Ari", but only a few people even call me that. I prefer no nickname for childhood trauma reasons, tho.

2. My gender identity: I identify as a Cisgendered Male, tho I loathe the term because its a very clunky mishmash of words. The real term should be Stansgender (Standing/Stationary Gender), but thats neither here, nor there.

3. My star sign: I am a Picses, or "pissy-fish" as my ex-boyfriend's friends called it.

4. My height: I am 6'0", which is ironic since I never have dated anyone smaller than me.

5. My sexuality: I am a self-professed Bisexual, but If I wanted to get specific, I lean more towards Demisexual.

 6. My Hogwarts house: I actually took the Pottermore quiz and got Ravenclaw, BUT FUCK THAT I'm Hufflepuff. I even got a pin when I went to the Universal Studios Hollywood a little over a year ago.

7. My favourite animal: Hermit. Crabs. They are the cutest thing in the goddamn world. As a person who has once owned one for a good while, I can say that they have my vote for best animal <3.

8. Average hours spent sleeping: *cough* About 3-5 hours, excluding weekends. On weekends it can be as high as 10 hours, tho. I also tend to edge more towards the 3 hour mark.

9. Dogs or Cats: I like both of them, but currently my dog is pissing me off to the upteenth degree, so imma say cat. At least they dont whine when they aren't allowed inside or dig through the garbage or force me to talk with neighbors who keep catching my dog because we happened to miss a tiny crack in the fence and shes a burrowing dog whos bred for "escaping things".... Whoa where did that rant come from?

10. My dream trip/vacation: I kinda wanna go to Japan, but I hear they hate fat guys so no. Barring that, I'll go to somewhere else in California bc this state is HUGE. That or New York.

 11. The number of blankets i sleep with: In the Summer, its two (A sheet and a comforter underneath). In the Winter, Its 4 (A sheet, a comforter, a woven rug that my grandma made, and another conforter underneath).

12. My dream job: I want to be a writer or a story editor if I could focus on one thing.I love writing! I also have an overwhelming desire to be a househusband if I find someone again.

13. When i made this account: I started in late March/early April 2017 after i got back home aafter construction finished on my home to get rid of the mold that grew after my house got flooded in January. I was stuck in a hotel for about a month and a week, including my birthday. That hit me hard.

14. Why i made this account: I origially made this account because It was getting too much to keep track of my favorite tumblrs using paper and pen. Yup, I'd rather do something more complicated than start something new that's more convieniant. Social Anxiety is strange. I also needed a distraction from the aftermath of the flood in my house, so I just... drew.

15. Number of followers: After the customary pornbot purge, I have 3 :D

Lionel Marshall, 21, is the eldest of the Heirs of Sin and a antique salesman. He is a simple family man who settled down with a wife and they planned on having children before she met a tragic end from a home invasion. He is often cold and aloof, being the only person in the group who doesn't find any of the things that happen in Hell particularly abnormal. This is because, in a difference from the others of his ilk, he was raised by his mother, Mammon, the Demon Lord over Greed and current leader of the Demonic Rebellion, in Hell itself. His sales specialize in antique furniture and collectors items, however he has dabbled in selling trading cards, and this side passion has given him a comfortable living situation. He has brown eyes, black hair, dark chocolate skin, a green cap, and a massive preference for argyle sweater vests.

Mitsuo Kobayashi, better known by his stage name Taijiryu, is a 20 year-old Japanese Rap star with 3 consecutive Oricon Number one Albums in a row, specializing in speed rap. He is a slightly abrasive Young man with an ego that is only dwarfed by his love of piercings. Mit-chan, which is an unfortunate nickname he picked up after he was called so by his pop-star girlfriend in public, is a native to Akibara but moved out at 18 due to feeling constricted by his parents and older sister who took out their anger at his mother's infidelity on him to preserve family honor. After moving to Okinawa, he was discovered by an agency which has now propelled him into the stratosphere of the Japanese identity. He has brown hair with an electric blue strip through it, brown eyes always covered by stylish glasses, spider bite piercings on his lower lip, fair skin, a forked tongue, and always weird and goofy, mistranslated, or out-of-context clothing (such as the ever famous Precise Dwarf Bravery shirt). He is the son of Leviathan, former Demon Lord over Envy (Has changed to Sloth due to story reasons).

Mitsuo's Ultra Form is a naga-like demon by the name of Mitiss. He gains a poison tail end and to poisonous snake-head hands in this form. His teeth become razor sharp, his sunglasses become a reptilian eyelid, and his skin becomes the same electric blue as his human form's hair streak. In this form, he is super fast with his bottom tail, leaving a poisonous creep behind him. Mitiss is the only Demon form who lacks wings in their entirety, making the oddball of the group in that regard. His transformation Leitmotif, surprisingly, is Superluv by Shane Dawson.

Gordon Zweihander, 19, is a German-born eating contest champion and amateur photographer who runs a food blog. He is not a very book smart person, but he makes up for it in a gung ho additude and knowledge of food is on point, for the most part. He has a sizable fandom surrounding his exploits in eating and likes to "experience" food with his fans. Despite near constant consumption of food in preparation for contests, his high metabolism keeps his waist relatively thin with exception to only the most epic of gorges. After dark, mostly after an eating contest championship win, he is a closet camboy and relishes in the attention his wins get him. He has strawberry blonde hair always in spikes, blue eyes, fair skin, and wears a fishnet shirt to rile up his fans. His father is Beelzebub, Demon Machine over Gluttony.

Up next is Victoria Hall, 18, a popular Beauty Guru and Storytime Girl on Yoobtube (a Youtube expy for my oc universe) under the channel name VickiVice. She is very happy with how her channel is running, and has a fairly large, loyal fan base, who she calls her 'Viceers' (a pun on Viser). Her ultimate goal in life is a stable family with a good (and hot) husband, but sees herself as undesirable to anyone without makeup. She is an Indian American who has semi-dark skin, brown hair cut into bangs, brown eyes, and full lips. She is the daughter of Lucifer, former leader of the Demonic Rebellion and current Demon Lord over Pride.

Tina Roysworth, 17, is a high school senior who lives with her mother on the East Coast. She is tired usually and tends to sleep through a majority of her classes as of late. She also has a strained relationship with her mother, as Tina made her retire as an artist to raise her. She has ratty, long black hair, hazel eyes, and jet-black glasses that cover most of the bags under her eyes. She is the daughter of Belphegor, Former Demon Lord over Sloth (Current Demon Lord over Envy due to story reasons).

And thus begins my uploads of the rest of the Heirs of Sin, mentioned previously in Kyle's bios. I will be uploading the Heirs in ascending age order, starting fro Harold (who is 15), and ending at 21 (Kyle is 16 FYI).

Harold Martinaga is a high schooler from Central America who lives with his Step-Father. He is a great speaker at debates and brings out the passion when doing so, sometimes rubbing people the wrong way. Harold is obsessive about oral hygiene and cleanliness, citing it as "the key to his successes in debate charisma", to the point of always having a full sized toothbrush,  toothpaste, and mouthwash with him.  He has red hair that is always slicked back, brown eyes, and a medium dark complexion. He is the son of A'mon, Demon Lord of Wrath.

And now for the monster forms of the titular Three Brothers. All of then are not colored bc I really stopped caring after a certain point. Also, all "leitmotifs" are he chorus sections of the songs listed, not the whole songs.

The first ultra form is Kris', in which he takes on the form of pureblood faerie by triggering the transformation with a flower that was gifted by a specific race of the fae. He develops wings and body markings consistent with the type of flower he used (Sun Fae is a Sunflower, Moon Fae is a Moon Flower, ect.) and his hair lengthens. His Transformation Leitmotif is Roses by the Chainsmokers (feat. ROZES).

The Second is Ken's, in which he becomes a blue furred canine-like creature who breathes weed smoke. He would breathe cigarette smoke, but he absolutely refuses to smoke the cigarettes that his father's culture says that he must to maintain his abilities (this was an idea given to me by the Children of the Lamp books so it is not original). His hair sticks up in a mane, he gains gold circlets, and his stomach exaggerates itself to bulbous proportions. His form is a cross between a classic Genie and an Ifrit. His transformation Leitmotif is Adventure of a Lifetime by Coldplay.