Doofenshmirtz Daily Affirmations

I shoved a nerd in my locker. so nobody steals my precious nerd

My headcanon is that doof's lab exploded and destroyed the mcguffin doll along with norm. And he was rebuild several years later as we saw in the original show

RIP to the PnF timeline/continuity trackers. The last two days have truly destroyed you.

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

a good thing about pnf movie #3 is that it sounds like it'll focus way more on ferb than the other 2 movies

I see we’re going for the hat trick of PnF movies that invoke existential dread