beware the man who speaks in shitpost

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

Taking out the censorship in Tomodachi Life in exchange of not allowing us to share things online is a trade off I don't love, BUT I think it's really funny that Nintendo said: Yes, you can have anything, if you make it.

i think hot shower should last forever i want to live in hot shower evolve slimeskin and big eyes live in hot shower hunt prey in hot shower sleep in hot shower never leave hot shower i love you hot shower marry hot shower reinvent sex with hot shower leave humanity behind for hot shower

how much girl blood does a vampire need to drink to get forcefemmed

everyone trying to minimise their intake of microplastics is going to be so mad when we invent the blood filter that can extract it and everyone who was plasticmaxxing gets a cool toy made from their poison blood as a souvenir

call him bubonic the way he plagues me

Personally I hate AI because it uses slave labor, is killing the planet and is making people stupid, but that's just me. The soulless art aspect is just one little piece of my grander disdain.

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked

there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

aliens are real btw but i don’t really know what their deal is