my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

Who has that pic of Sting like crawling out of a swamp? I need it to accost my family in the family group chat

THANK YOU

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

its vague malaise friday everyone give it up for vague malaise!!

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically