"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

I genuinely love when a story makes up its own fable and then has current events within the story explicitly parallel the in-universe fable. The story I made up is just like the story I made up 🤯

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

me thinking that my mutuals' likes and reblogs are about me like those guys thinking that the stripper is in love with them

to every girl whos blod, i mean blog, ive been a part of. thank you. and the virus is spreading. and the tigermen are spreading.