if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

I genuinely love when a story makes up its own fable and then has current events within the story explicitly parallel the in-universe fable. The story I made up is just like the story I made up 🤯

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

me thinking that my mutuals' likes and reblogs are about me like those guys thinking that the stripper is in love with them

to every girl whos blod, i mean blog, ive been a part of. thank you. and the virus is spreading. and the tigermen are spreading.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

Tshirt that says I'm With Holding

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me