i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

Keep salting the wound I'm close

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down