begin to live your own life

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

remember that feeling the first time you saw taylor mountain

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

That’s how it gets you

This is so fucking ominous am I gonna die???

we’re 6 months into 2018 and it’s still january

age of consent laws are quite literally the result of pedophiles getting into positions of power and creating laws to protect themselves. something being legal doesn’t mean it’s moral lmao y’all need to be put down.

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

in retrospect can’t believe the line tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i’m not fucking scared of him wasn’t written by a lesbian

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

^ Right. Exactly.

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

sexting is out, texting back and forth about your feelings about each other is in

lil survey: reblog if you are gay + love pasta 

yes bi ppl can reblog! ur all lovely and i love that u love pasta

everything is the same except jason is the worst praetor ever and tries to build an ice rink in new rome that sends the whole city into bankruptcy