love is stored in the sports anime

life sucks but at least we can sexualize the horrors

she got that multimedia dick

call her MP3 the way she Must Penetrate m3

hey thats pretty good

sorry for thinking it's hot when men are experiencing the worst torment of their life. as if it's my fault

God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

No offense but where are the male porn bots

..and where are all the gods?

where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need

I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥

I’m holding out for a manwhore to pop up on my dash He’s gotta be swole And he’s gotta be ripped If that bot’s gonna steal all my cash

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

wait

Girl i am in awe of your tism