there's no love in your violence

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

halleluiah express is one of the best fewl arcs ever for multiple reasons but my own personal primary reason is that it's one of the main establishing moments of the trust between klaus and dorian despite them still being at odds for the entire story. like yes they're polar opposites yes they're entirely ideologically opposed yes they're enemies and yes they do place absurd amounts of trust in each other despite all of that

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!