erm...what the scallop?

Ugly bitch tbh

fell for the classic red snapper gun 🤦💀

we gotta give more credit to the ppl who draw those badass pics of screaming skeletons with fire and guns and motorcycles

obsessed with my partners cishet friend because he is literally only friends with transmascs. don't call yourself a cis ally unless 90% of your circle is trans

fellas you are never going to believe what happened to her

Autism rules 99% of the time. Except for the part where you have a nuclear meltdown because you thought about having to do shit you hate for the rest of your life. Then it's not awesome anymore

I am covered in hickies how am I supposed to be a respected scientist looking like this!?!

Normalize kissing other the other scientists with tongue

*walks into the lab and comes out hours later covered in lipstick marks* the collaborative research is going well