Carson

here are some names instead of benedict that will work too. if youre a stan youd reconize who the persons talking aboutif you ever here it. feel free to add more lmao

Bendedict Cumberpatch

Eggs Benedict Cucumbor Parsh

Beaniebag Cabbage Patch kids

Broccoli CheezywhizyBoi

Babushka CIBC Banking

Beverage CarrotGarden

Dustin: hey Steve, I need help with something

Steve: what is it? I already have to babysit you babies

* dustin pushes everything out of fridge*

Steve: I am not fixing or explaining that to Joyce, it’s all on you

*dustin grabs dead demodog*

Steve: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?

Dustin: help me put this in the fridge, this isn’t any normal mammal we aren’t just burying this thing like it’s a dead fish

Steve: actually you flush fish down the-

Mike: What the hell is that?

Dustin: I dunno, but I’ve been feeding it chocolate and it likes it

Mike: oh god what is wrong with you? It’s probably gonna like eat us when it’s older

*two days later*

Dustin: HOLY SHIT DART ATE MY CAT

Dustin:

No one can resist these pearls

*purrs*

Steve:

Don’t.. okay

Dustin:

Joyce and Chief Hopper: We’re getting engaged!

Eleven: What is.. ‘engaged’?

Joyce: When two people love each other a lot and want to be together forever, they get engaged

*Later that day*

Eleven: MIKE! We’re getting engaged!