I lwk forgot I had to put smth here

I love levi but baby I already have you I do not need more PUHLEASE

Yes it is the MiziSua image but with Michael and my oc Azripharayel (spoiler: he dies)

I still cannot for the life of me draw and my finger hurts from trying to make it digital but uhh yay joy

Cookie Gabriel along with Chiikawa'd Gabriel (A mix between a ringneck dove and a secretary bird)

+ Momonga cuz thats my baby

The first one I just made it a carbon copy of og Michael but in chiikawa style with a bird tail or smth idk what it's called

The second one I made him a combo between a great horned owl and a mourning dove, just that I didn't give him a beak, I also added more of his accessories (only his jacket lol) and put his only wing as his arm instead of on his head

Getting the obvious out of the way first

Gabriel: He's like Aroace and no one can tell me otherwise. Like he's in love with God yeah wtv he was made with that doesn't count. He hates the idea of sex we all already saw that and I don't see him falling for anyone like, yk, at all. He just hates everyone, period.

Now with the least obvious two

Michael: I have a feeling he's also Aro but like Bi I guess???? With a preference for men who look, act, and talk like Lucifer but we do not mind that and instead focus on the fact that man is not straight completely. Maybe like a half-cooked half-raw spaghetti. And he could be like asexual but like unlike Gabriel he could have sex if he had to. Like with the whole your idol thing. Like he can and he doesn't like hate it, he'd just rather, yk, not. Gray asexual maybe??? Still figuring that out....

And last but not least

Raphael: He's MCsexual

Thanks for reading!

Okay but fr now

Raphael: He's most likely bisexual (like depends on the mc you play as) because he didn't actually like love Lucifer or God in the way Michael or Gabriel do. Like sure, he does, just that he's more chill about it. Which doesn't really give me anything to go by. And also the fact that clearly MC was his first, second and third time and he's like in loovee with them. Idk he's weird but maybe I just haven't read into him enough.

Also I decided it would fit more to swap Raphael for Usagi and give Momonga to Gabriel soooo

Uraphi and Momongab

Luciware

While waiting for Michael related news

Also srry if I don't post a lot tmrw or soon my friend just got accused of being a groomer or smth and I'm making a document on why that's not true (the one accusing him said he was 15 years old, my friend is also 15 years old, turns out the one accusing him is 11 years old and only told us after he and my friend started dating and thanks to that my friend is now being called a pedo)

Yes he's happy yes NOW I'M GONNA EXPLAIN

Basically it's like an inverted Michael but not as in colours inverted or anything cuz that would be WEIRD ngl, more like a "My boy got hit on the head while fighting and his personality went to shit" type inverted.

SO like in the little story I made in my head he got like knocked out or some bullshit or like he got hit very hard n like he fell like to the ground and he like met MC as soon as he was stable enough and like the kings saw it and were about to attack him to protect them but he instead of attacking them he like got all giddy or smth like that and MC was like "Wtf" but they still decided to take him to yk somewhere (Paradise Lost probs) to get him a bit of help bcuz he wasn't like stable enough to stand and like he just refused to go back to Heaven.

So like now that he's being very nice to like all devils around them MC tells the kings that it might be better to keep him like in that state or smth idk bcuz he's not attacking anyone and, yk, he IS one of the seraphs lol like they have one of their stronger enemies like decommissioned or smth idk if that's the word I speak Spanish not English.

And it's all fine and dandy and MC leaves but gets called back in the morning bcuz of Gamigin since Lucifer had gone to see Michael and Michael just went rogue and started trying to attack him and got like a bunch of other patients hurt too and now he was being either held down or chained or smth like that and idk I'm not giving it a proper ending I'm letting y'all do whatever you want with this idc it's a dumb idea I just got bored and got finished with my Chem final

Momonraph

Yes yes this is cool and all that, but where's Michael????? I see a devil with an eye quirkthingy similar to Michael's, but where's Michael????? I'm not pulling if there's no Michael ty very much

(but fr congratulations Mammon fans it really was abt time y'all got something, even if it wasn't my beloved)

Clownchael but I don't know shit about how clowns or jesters look like and am just going off of what my friend told me

I was watching chiikawa again lol

There are these very specific very popular fan designs for the angels in Hazbin Hotel that I just dread seeing.

Genuinely it's so bad I have thrown up like three times just seeing them.

First example. Why the FUCK are they all shaped like that. I know it's the show's artstyle and whatnot but why is Michael, MICHAEL, Mr. Demon Slayer Dragon Killer Warfare and Justice Archangel a TWINK??? THAT'S NOT MY BOY FUCK NO

Same issue with Azrael because that's meant to be the personification of DEATH itself, not whateverthefuck that is. Like okay I'm fucking sorry?? Why does he look like that

At least this one by this person looks a bit better but it still makes me want to throw up. Like no hate to the artists at all I love their work but those designs make me genuinely sick to my stomach I'm not even joking I've had to get hospitalised over how bad it got once and right now I'm feeling like I'm going to vomit again.

Then there's

This. Michael looks exactly like Lucifer which pisses me off but, okay, sure, I can take it. I like many Michaels that have at some point fallen and become Lucifer, I do not actually care enough about that. Nor do I care about them making Gabriel a woman if that's what you think the problem is because I've seen some genuinely gorgeous portrayals of the angels as fem and I love them seriously. Angels don't have gender, they're genderless, we can portray them in any way we want so long as it's not sexualising (Which Hazbin itself already fucks up) or demeaning (Another thing it fucks up).

My problem is that three out of seven are kids or at least look like kids. I think we see how this could be a problem considering the type of show these designs are fanmade of, right?

Hazbin Hotel is very much not a kid friendly show, there's a reason not many children are showed to be there and especially not as the main focus or main characters of it. It makes a lot of sexual jokes about its own characters (Ahem, using Sir Pentious' SA scene as a joke), and it's just overall not a friendly space for minors. And you may say, "Oh, but Robin, they're not actually kids, they've actually been around since the creation of the world!" or, "Oh, but Robin, they're not canon, why are you so pressed about it?" So I'm going to reply to both.

"They're not actually kids!": this claim is just invalid. Sure, they could not be kids, but they look like kids. It's the same problem other popular pieces of media have that they think that just because they slapped a couple dozen zeroes to the age of a character that appears to be a minor it's okay. The thought is still there. A person who doesn't know the media that character comes from could think they're a kid. This is especially a problem when you think about why pedophiles come into the internet in the first place. This also comes with another problem that people say "they're just pixels bro" which I'll get to in a second.

"They're not canon!": No, but they're widely popular. Like the amount of fanart I've seen for these designs is insane. And it's cool idrgaf, my problem is that since they're very popular, they're much easier to find for creeps who look to shield themselves behind the "they're not real" argument.

"They're just pixels!": The. Idea. Is. Still. There. You may not want to see it but that's visibly a child, with the mind of a child, the maturity of a CHILD. We see how this could be an issue? They may not exist, yeah, but the idea is still there. Now this wouldn't be an issue if the media they were fanmade for was any SFW media (or at least not that big of an issue) but we have to remind ourselves that they're made as fan designs for Hazbin Hotel. Hazbin is not a child friendly show. Hazbin should not have children on the spotlight. They sexualise their characters all the time, even Emily who is relatively young looking and slightly immature gets that treatment. I'm not bothering with the "She's an angel!" argument either because I play What in "Hell" is bad? Sexualisation of angels is a whole nother problem that isn't mine to discuss. If anyone wants to, go ahead and do so, but I'm not going to be a hypocrite and complain about it while I play a literal porn game about biblical beings.

THE POINT IS. Child or child-like designs shouldn't be used in media like Hazbin, at least not constantly enough for it to be a main design. We've seen little Charlie, yeah, that's not a problem, because it's not her main design. For three out of the seven angel designs we got there, they look like kids. They don't have any other design so we can assume those are the main ones. Even in WHB we've seen the little seraphim and little devils.

Wtv I've stretched this out for too long.

Tldr; I hate these designs, they literally make me sick, and some too woke ramble that I wrote on my phone at like 5AM to 6:30AM while I was meant to be dead asleep.

Thank you for reading if you did, idk what I was on while writing this but I feel I missed some points I may get to some other time after I remember lol idk I may be too woke for this or smth