#whb shitpost

Lucifer just forgot his d1, #NotARealHyung #twofacedbigbrother #LuciferIsOverParty , imagine picking ur younger brothers ANG*L pet over ur own brother , fake

Day 213, waiting for a new abyssos or tartaros demon

Lucifer instead of letting Michael learn from his mistakes and grow mature, watching the mass genocide he's making:

Smh smh😔

This means fuck all. I like all of these characters, I'm just making some silly little laughs. I also don't know the personalities of most of the WHB kings, so this is based on pure vibes. <3

Lucifer:

These two would NOT associate. WHB Luci would think he's too good to talk to OM Luci and OM Luci would feel like WHB Luci is too pretentious. However, if you give them alcohol, they'll trauma bond and become best friends <3

Mammon:

OM Mammon would be SO fucking jealous of WHB Mammon for so many reasons. WHB Mammon literally has gold dripping from his feet and has so much money he doesn't know that gold is expensive, meanwhile OM Mam has as much debt and WHB Mam has money. OM Mam would have a fucking stroke in Tartos also.

Leviathan:

OM Levi would be so intimidated by this man it's ridiculous, and WHB Levi would probably be intimidated by OM Levi too, but in a much less obvious way. If they actually got to know each other, I feel like they'd bond over their introverted ways because come on; BOTH of these mother fuckers have agoraphobia, not just WHB Levi. I also like that their horns are pretty similar.

Satan:

These two would HATE each other. They would definitely respect each other, but they would NOT like each other. I don't know why, but that's just my feeling. They'd have like a deep conversation or something and it would be a genuinely decent time, but if either of them are asked if they actually like each other, both OM Satan and WHB Satan would say "no" all chill and matter-of-factly.

Asmodeus:

I don't really know how WHB Asmo feels about himself, but OM Asmo would be in (metaphorical) heaven. What do you mean there's another version of him?! Sure, they don't look alike, but I feel like they'd both be extremely intrigued as to what they could get into... Or they'd geek out over fashion and hot celebrities.

Beelzebub:

I think OM Beel would want to be friends with WHB Beel, but be a little nervous to ask to be friends with him. WHB Beel would just walk up to him and be like "We're friends now. Do you want to hang out?" and they'd hang out! Eventually WHB Beel would leave but they'd stay pen pals. OM Beel would also even go out of his way to visit WHB Beel wherever he is.

Belphegor:

OM Belphie and WHB Belphie would have a mutual respect for each other and would bond over small things they really care about. I feel like OM Belphie would also think WHB Belphie's piercings are cool and think of getting one to bother OM Lucifer. I think WHB Belphie would be interested in OM Beel and Belphie's whole twin thing too.