chunk insanity zone

going to the corner store to get more corners

I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat

Give me meat that IS genetically human but can't be matched to anyone's DNA!!! Where the fuck is it from?? We don't know!! Scary!!!

Oh people keep disappearing but hey at least the food is really good so that's something right? Womp womp you're eating a guy. Boring. Been there done that. Give me something new

Give me a guy who works in a slaughterhouse who swears on his life he's killed the exact same cow every week for the past 6 months and every time it gets harder to pull the trigger as it looks him in the eyes like it knows him

Meat man’s meat from adventure time is so much more viscerally horrifying than horror movie cannibalism.

Going to spoil this decades-old TV show for you - the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Doublemeat Palace" features our heroine needing to get a job and gets one at the local fast food place. As people begin to disappear, she becomes increasingly paranoid and assumes that indeed the delicious meat is people. Turns out there was a just demon lady hanging around eating people. The actual secret of the Doublemeat Palace? It isn't meat. It's vegetables with beef flavoring and they need the secret preserved because people won't eat it otherwise.