Updated: Which TWST characters do I think I could beat in a fight
i made this a while ago, and I am older, wiser, and also stronger now than I was before. Here's the former list if you want to see my youthful impertinence: meow
I do still practice multiple martial arts, for context, I still have a very similar build to Silver but here we go
Riddle: 1000000000/10 yes I am still kicking his ass, he is undeniably done for
Trey: 8/10 i realise now that while he seemed weak and peaceful at first he is a rude bitch w baker strength, however, hes my least favourite character so i'm kicking his ass still
Cater: 9/10 i could take at least three of him ig a fight easy, any more and it starts to be a struggle, but I could prolly knock him out before he gets to four
Ace: 6/10 i wisely reevaluated my decision bc he could either keep getting back up somehow or something wacky would go wrong and a chandelier would fall on me or sumn. Cartoon logic aside, ive got that in the bag
Deuce: 7/10 having fought many wannabe gangsters and tough guys, ik he ain't trained so Ive got him
Leona: 4/10 i still believe that he wouldnt fight back, hes too much of a little bitch. That being said, I'm still likely to lose.
Ruggie: 7/10 hes gonna bite me and i'm gonna get rabies
Jack: 5/10 i don't think i could even convince him to fight me, let alone win
Azul: 10/10 dont play w me, hes done for. Physical, verbal or mental. I'm smart too lil bro you are not winning shit
Jade: 6/10 idk why i was so modest last time. I don't care how emotionally manipulative you are gang, you are catching these hands. No time to yap abt humanity and instinct when my foot is up ur ass
Floyd: 6/10 I still think hed get bored and leave
Kalim: 10/10 ur cooked son. Youre sweet, and I have no reason to fight you, but one more loud ass party or joyous shenanigan and you are catching these hands
Jamil: 9/10 hes a dancer, so he can hit or kick me hard, i'm sure, that being said, his hair is a major disadvantage, one clothesline and hes k.o.'d
Vil: 4/10 son... miss me w that Vil shit. A stiletto to the stomach and an acrylic nail to the eye is not how I want to die. Also, he would probably just tell me to shut up and i would, sorry, he's bad and i'm weak
Rook: 6/10 i still have a good shot (pun intended) but he would have to die in the fight or i am getting stalked afterwards
Epel: 8/10 farm boy strength is not saving you from this crocodile tail whip (signature move name, no i did not name it)
Idia: 100/10 be SO fr i don't need to explain myself. All those sleeper build headcanons for him go straight over my head. Be realistic ladies. Please.
Ortho: 5/10 i'm still losing if I get hit with a Miku Miku Ortho Beam and i get atomized by his antimatter canon or sumn, but I have a screwdriver
Malleus: 2/10 fuh that. Hed prolly pick me up by the collar of my shirt mid kick and just watch me kick at him and giggle or sumn
Lilia: -10000000000000/10 i'll see myself out thank you. If i ever wronged him I would simply offer my sincerest apologies on my knees
Silver: 5/10 still an equal fight
Sebek: 6/10 he honestly might just start crying if i ragebait him enough
i'm keeping the rest of my rankings the same but thank you for reading my bs
