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Is this what I am to you people? The fucking clown scholar? “Oh, let’s bait Derin with a post about milk and once they’ve got their fucking clown shoes on we can segue into a chemistry lesson!”

You wanna do this? Fine. But you’re the sixth person who’s asked, and I don’t know what background any of you have in chemistry, and I don’t want to do this again so I’m not taking any chances. You know what that means? We’re starting at the very beginning.

We’re learning ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL CHEMISTRY today. Atoms to orbitals. The whole fucking thing. (Not memorising any specific chemical equations, they’re not pertinent to the topic.) This is gonna be a long post, and too fucking bad.  You wanted the information, so here we are. YOU WANT A CIGARRETTE, YOU SMOKE THE WHOLE PACK, JOHNNY.

Part 1: What Is Everything, Anyway?

Exhibit one: some cheese.

turns out the college I’m hoping to switch to

the only college I had the fucking emotional capacity to even consider because even just applying to this one a few months ago fucking ruined me

the only fucking plan I have to get the fuck out of my parents’ house

will not be giving me a single fucking cent of financial aid, and who the fuck knows if I’m going to find anywhere near enough money anywhere else

Might find a scholarship or something somewhere, or get something through appealing the financial aid thing, my kofi’s always open if anyone wants to add a drop of water to the bottom of a fucking swimming pool but

Yeah

turns out the college I’m hoping to switch to

the only college I had the fucking emotional capacity to even consider because even just applying to this one a few months ago fucking ruined me

the only fucking plan I have to get the fuck out of my parents’ house

will not be giving me a single fucking cent of financial aid, and who the fuck knows if I’m going to find anywhere near enough money anywhere else

Might find a scholarship or something somewhere, or get something through appealing the financial aid thing, my kofi’s always open if anyone wants to add a drop of water to the bottom of a fucking swimming pool but

Yeah

turns out the college I’m hoping to switch to

the only college I had the fucking emotional capacity to even consider because even just applying to this one a few months ago fucking ruined me

the only fucking plan I have to get the fuck out of my parents’ house

will not be giving me a single fucking cent of financial aid, and who the fuck knows if I’m going to find anywhere near enough money anywhere else

Might find a scholarship or something somewhere, or get something through appealing the financial aid thing, my kofi’s always open if anyone wants to add a drop of water to the bottom of a fucking swimming pool but

Yeah

turns out the college I’m hoping to switch to

the only college I had the fucking emotional capacity to even consider because even just applying to this one a few months ago fucking ruined me

the only fucking plan I have to get the fuck out of my parents’ house

will not be giving me a single fucking cent of financial aid, and who the fuck knows if I’m going to find anywhere near enough money anywhere else

Might find a scholarship or something somewhere, or get something through appealing the financial aid thing, my kofi’s always open if anyone wants to add a drop of water to the bottom of a fucking swimming pool but

Yeah

turns out the college I’m hoping to switch to

the only college I had the fucking emotional capacity to even consider because even just applying to this one a few months ago fucking ruined me

the only fucking plan I have to get the fuck out of my parents’ house

will not be giving me a single fucking cent of financial aid, and who the fuck knows if I’m going to find anywhere near enough money anywhere else

Might find a scholarship or something somewhere, or get something through appealing the financial aid thing, my kofi’s always open if anyone wants to add a drop of water to the bottom of a fucking swimming pool but

Yeah

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$470 remaining. 🙏❤️

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After a week of pain and suffering, I still need $470 for surgery to remove an old stent and treat my kidney stone.

Please don't leave me to suffer. Every donation or share can make a difference.

$470 remaining. 🙏❤️

Donate or share. 💔🙏

After a week of pain and suffering, I still need $470 for surgery to remove an old stent and treat my kidney stone.

Please don't leave me to suffer. Every donation or share can make a difference.

$470 remaining. 🙏❤️

Donate or share. 💔🙏