you are worthy of love

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

okay

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

really i think the most insidious part of white supremacy is the way it will convince white people everything is actually About Them. being called out isn’t about you. poc expressing frustration at your behaviour isn’t about you. it’s about how you are affecting others. step one is literally just de-centre yourself from the conversation. anyone who’s not white has already had to learn this lesson the hard way and it gets tiring waiting for the rest of you to catch up

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

can you put that thing on a leash?

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"