Adam Sandler: So here's my pitch. There's this guy, average guy, kind of a loser, stays upbeat, his only real flaw is that he's a child at heart and doesn't hide it
Me: Ok Adam. This is fresh as fuck every time
Adam: And one day, he meets this beautiful blonde, and she doesn't really respect him. But he KNOWS there's a connection, and there must be something wrong that she doesn't see it
Me: Adam you're blowing my fucking mind this is untouched territory for you
Adam: So the guy crosses a few lines, yaknow? He steps over the line a little bit but it's for love, right? So it's cool. He solves the problem with social heroics, stays persistent and even though things get rough he wins her heart
Me: Yesssss this is literal gold Adam this is ingots
Adam: And I'm thinking, like, who we can get to play the guy?
Me: I think we both know just the guy
Adam: You don't think it's weird that the awkward everyman hero with a heart of gold is me again?
Me: Adam. Hand on heart bro. I couldn't care less
Adam: I'm so glad. You're my rock
Me: Can I borrow another $10,000





















