the world is our oyster and shane is the pearl

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the world is our oyster and shane is the pearl

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crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion
"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything
Every single non trans woman who proclaims to be an ally absolutely needs to be posting about how goddamn transmisogynist staff is.
Because when trans women dare to speak up for themselves, Tumblr nukes their blogs.
We need to be fucking loud about this, daily, because Tumblr staff is specifically targeting and deleting trans women who are not breaking ToS and who often have fundraisers up FOR THEIR SURVIVAL.
By deleting these blogs repeatedly, Tumblr staff is saying loud and clear what they hope happens to these girls.
Are y'all okay with that? Because if not we need to be posting about it more because we have seen by now it's incredibly fucking unlikely this sites moderation will delete our blogs for it because we are not trans women
Tumblr staff and CEO Matt Mullenweg want trans women in need to not be able to post their fundraisers, meaning they are okay with these women dying.

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Happy pride sleepy dykes
Babe are you okay you reblogged happy pride sleepy dykes again
Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.
Claudia in paintings pt.2:
Agnus by Konstantin Korobov The Mocking of Christ by Gerrit van Honthorst The Execution of Lady Jane Grey by Paul Delaroche
Adam Sandler: So here's my pitch. There's this guy, average guy, kind of a loser, stays upbeat, his only real flaw is that he's a child at heart and doesn't hide it
Me: Ok Adam. This is fresh as fuck every time
Adam: And one day, he meets this beautiful blonde, and she doesn't really respect him. But he KNOWS there's a connection, and there must be something wrong that she doesn't see it
Me: Adam you're blowing my fucking mind this is untouched territory for you
Adam: So the guy crosses a few lines, yaknow? He steps over the line a little bit but it's for love, right? So it's cool. He solves the problem with social heroics, stays persistent and even though things get rough he wins her heart
Me: Yesssss this is literal gold Adam this is ingots
Adam: And I'm thinking, like, who we can get to play the guy?
Me: I think we both know just the guy
Adam: You don't think it's weird that the awkward everyman hero with a heart of gold is me again?
Me: Adam. Hand on heart bro. I couldn't care less
Adam: I'm so glad. You're my rock
Me: Can I borrow another $10,000
I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

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god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony
art: Mac Baconai
stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.
Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast
Mr. Diaz, you've had a serious concussion. CT ruled out subdural bleeding, but some confusion is normal. There was nobody else in the car with you. You were alone. ➤ 9x13 Mother’s Boy

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Shane doesn't sit alone anymore S01E04: Rose // S01E06: The Cottage
Hudson Williams, #1 Shane Understander
I think Shane was a character who, soon as I read him, made all the sense to me. I felt immediately a kinship and an ownership over Shane. I was like, “I need to be the only person to tell this story. I get it. I want to be the person to be Shane and I want to spend time with him.” [x]
(sources below)