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My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

I’m literally on a spectrum they haven’t even discovered yet

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis