delusional gelatinous cube

The world's very last smol bean was harvested this morning

Just saw the term "May i have a contextberry" for the first time in my entire life and was so overjoyed by it. Just imagined a chubby cheeked gnome in my palm asking me for a contextberry and got baby fever

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Every Hamster knows how to play sudoku but they can't do it because their hands are too small to hold a pencil

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

lately been feeling like i have 1 angel wing and 1 devil wing and 1 normal eye and 1 black and red eye with black tears coming out of it