Where Wit Goes to Die

“Dammit Diane, what are you doing after this?” // ”Dammit, what are you doing after this Gerald?” 

Then saying “I’m gonna die alone” by the end of the episode when I don’t recall anything regarding Sophia or Amy in that ep. 

Pimento: “White guy, svelte, thick brown hair, piercing blue eyes…I don’t know I guess you could consider him classically handsome? Is that weird to say?” Jake: “No. I mean - is it? No - I don’t think so.” 

“Not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit” - to Holt after Holt was threatening/competitive /// “God you’re being so mean. Do it more.” - To Amy, after she was being rude/competitive (side note Jake also has a mean kink lmao) 

Thinking the annoying ass close partners were “awful, for sure…all tall and beautiful”. 

Honestly he’s out here appreciating men’s looks constantly and he does it way more than Terry or Charles do. 

Literally any time he looks at guys. 

Talks about the perp being hot and when Amy said “I’d like to bring him to justice” responded with “We all would” 

Being wayyyy too into his “Rosa coming out as bi” speech that he had just on the ready. 

Does puns, finger guns, and wears leather jackets on a regular basis.

This Iconic Look™: 

Who thought it was funny enough to be in EVERY trailer, commercial, web and radio advertisement

Where do they live

bigger brain: Tahani’s motivations were not that bad and were a result of toxic family relationship, and the good she did by raising enormous amounts of money outweighs that anyway

giant brain: Tahani’s charity indeed made a large positive impact, but that was only possible because of how rich her family was, so she does not deserve to be put above people who did not have the same resources. her obliviousness and elitism are further evidence of that. the problem is not her motivations but her privilege