I will never die I will never die I will never die

if one of your friends ever does something to slight you, make sure you punish them accordingly. let nothing go. this will both disincentivize future transgressions and make them want to spend more time with you so that they can receive further guidance, which they clearly require

i got a weed vape that's pink and it has three fucking tanks one with indica one with sativa and one with hybrid all with dumb as shit names like slimer and pink z and shit and you turn it on and it says "choose your player" with options to smoke the indica, the sativa, or the hybrid, or a combination of any two, or all three, at the same fucking time. no matter how short you rip it for you blow a fat cloud and the effect it has is like making you a little unsteady but weirdly totally clearheaded for the first two seconds of hitting it and then the third makes the room spin and makes you vomit everything inside you and then black out. there's a picture of an exploding head on the little display, right next to the blinker counter. you're supposed to hit a blinker on this thing.

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

mjf only wears white for the specific purpose of getting blood all over it

Like if you want to pick a flashpoint in the first half of the 2010s, the murder of Trayvon Martin and the following shitshow are right there but then the conversation would have to be about deeply embedded racism rather than like, fucking forum lore about video games

complicated relationship with god and spirituality but i would rather kill myself than base my life and personal value system around a book of fables👍

well u see Aesop said be nice to people so i’m going to go ahead and genocide and enslave millions of indigenous people. ok?