Booing every time a Lysander chapter comes up

my body cracks like a glow stick but has the audacity to not glow? despicable

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.

not gonna lie, when i saw that a cybertruck had exploded i legit didn't realize it was some sort of premeditated thing, i just thought it was just another extreme flaw in it's design. i had no idea fireworks were involved, i honest to god thought it just did that on its own

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

Concept: humans think it’s bland cuz rather than memorizing what kills humans it’s safer to just pass on the spices.

#‘should we add salt? everyone eats salt right?’#‘no that’s a rock there’s no way humans eat rocks

Humans casting “protection from poison” before eating dwarven food like those lactose pills you can take to drink milkshakes