Cyborg pirate princess!

Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.

It banished the Froot Loops to a far and sunless realm. I really wanted those.

#also i recognise that the self that walks in darkness is not inherently any more true than the self that walks in the light#but i've gotta ask: is there something going on that i should know about#like#pronoun-wise?

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

I'm always seeing this sentiment of "I have got to make my art weirder" or people begging for weirder art but here's the thing, Weird is not a brand. You cannot rack your brains trying to figure out the "Weird" formula. You don't get weird art by artificially forcing whatever you think is "weird." You get weird art (and I think "weird" is sometimes people groping for a way of saying non-corporatized) by figuring out what you like, deep down, even (especially) if you think it's embarrassing and wallowing in it like a pig

reblog if its friday and you made it

If you ever struggle to begin a practice of daily gratitude consider that cats are not invisible.

didn't ambrose bierce write a story about this

There's some discourse going around about The Hobbit not being a kids novel (it is, btw) and I told my husband that one argument is "kids won't understand the themes" and without hesitation he deadpans "Clifford the Big Red Dog has themes that adults don't fucking understand"

there's no soul or energy-stealing going on, that succubus needs to have sex a lot because metaphysical creatures have way less ontological inertia than physical creatures and so "you are what you do" is way more literal for them. if she doesn't have sex she'll stop existing or turn into something else. deliver too many messages to people and one day you wake up and you're an angel

Shifts in attitude around the word "penis" in writing are fascinating to me because it's an oddball case of a word becoming more formal over time. As recently as the late 20th Century, "penis" was regarded as sufficiently obscene that even some medical texts would skirt delicately around it, favouring terms like "phallus" or "male member", and it was a frequent sight in published erotica. These days, it's acquired such a clinical air that calling a penis a penis in porn can come off as painfully formal. Given the timing of that transition, I'm half-wondering whether the Internet going public had anything to do with it – and if so, I'm keen to see if other penis words will follow suit. Who knows? In another thirty years, the word "cock" may be regarded as fit only for medical kink!

so basically, hodie penis non est in obscenis?

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques

This is humanity

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

Happy birthday, Curiosity!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CURIOSITY !!!!

Happy birthday Curiosity!

Happy birthday, Curiosity!

Happy Birthday, Curiousity!

Happy birthday, Curiosity!